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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mardi Gras jokes.
- What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
- Did you hear about a photographer who only takes pictures of girls at Mardi Gras?… Guess you can say that he’s into Flash photography. (Photography Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to get beads at Mardi Gras? (Canoe Jokes)
- Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?… It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.” (Harry Potter Jokes & Book Jokes)
- If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.” (Disney Jokes)
- Mardi Gras Pun: I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
- What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee. (Ides of March Jokes)
- What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?… A French Quarter pounder. (Hamburger Jokes)
- When is the best time to buy clothing?… Mardi Gras… All shirts are half off. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Fat Tuesday? Guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem. (Doctor Jokes)
- What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day! (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras?… The ice falls out of your drinks! (Track and Field Jokes)
- What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie! (Ghost Jokes)
- Fat Tuesday is just a Tuesday that hasn’t learned about portion control.
- What do you call a Presidents’ Day parade with a Mardi Gras theme?… A krewe-sade of presidential masks! (Presidents Day Jokes)
- I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras… Now I watch YouTube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Mardi Gras?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and king cake! (Cake Jokes)
- How do you describe someone who doesn’t share their crawfish on Mardi Gras?… Shellfish!
- What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?… Mardi grass. (NFL Jokes)
- How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi. (World Geography Jokes)
- I always remember when Fat Tuesday is… It’s the day before “Diet Wednesday.”
- What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that’s running out of beads?… A tragedy!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Mardi Gras?
- Happy Fat Tuesday! The only day of the year you can call people fat.
- What does Sir Mix-a-Lot always have to say at the Mardi Gras parade?… I like big beads and I cannot lie! (365 Music Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the state that celebrates Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
- Why do birds fly south for the winter?… To get Mardi Gras beads. (Bird Jokes)
- Why did the king cake go to the dentist?… It had too many fillings! (Dentist Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the city that celebrates Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
- What do you call a Mardi Gras parade with lots of dogs?… A barkus parade! (Mardi Gras Jokes)
- What do you call a Mardi Gras party with no food?… A Fat Tuesday diet!
- Why did the Mardi Gras queen visit the library?… To check out some krewe-tive inspiration! (Book Jokes)
- Mardi Gras Pun: Mardi Gras is more like “Where’s My Bra”
- Why was the Mardi Gras clown so funny?… Because he had a lot of jester-tude!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me all about Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
- Why did the chicken cross the road during Mardi Gras?… To get to the other parade! (Chicken Jokes)
- Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?… Because that’s when they fast! (Ash Wednesday Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when is Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
- Mardi Gras Pun: Don’t worry, bead happy!
- What brand of underwear should you always wear to Mardi Gras celebrations?… Fruit of Doubloon!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mardi Gras knock-knock joke?
- Mardi Gras Pun: Talk about a party fit for a king!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Nothing beads Mardi Gras fun!
- Who should you crown as the king of Fat Tuesday?… The person who’s the life of the Mardi!
- What did Freddie Mercury say when someone offered him a sandwich on Mardi Gras? I’m just a po’boy, but I need no sympathy! (365 Music Jokes)
- Mardi Gras Pun: Always aim to be the life of the Mardi!
- Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans?… Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders! (Hamburger Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Mardi Gras knock knock jokes?
- What did the NOLA chef say to the shrimp on Mardi Gras?… You’re just a prawn in my gamey etouffee!
- What did Marie Antoinette always chant on Fat Tuesday?… Let them eat king cake! (Bastille Day Jokes)
- Mardi Gras Pun: In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m kind of a bead deal.
- Mardi Gras Pun: Moon pies put me in a good ala mode! (Ice Cream Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
- Mardi Gras Pun: Could this bead any more fun?!… Mardi Gras in New Orleans?
- Mardi Gras Pun: Haven’t beignet, but I’d love to party!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Anyone who says they hate Mardi Gras is just jambalayin’!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Crawfish boils make my tastebuds cray-zy happy!
- Mardi Gras Pun: I feel the need, the need for beads!
- Mardi Gras Pun: This Fat Tuesday, I want to stand bayou!
- Mardi Gras Pun: My heart beads for Mardi Gras parades!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Beignet there, done that!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Can you say etou-YAY!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Money can’t bayou love, but it can sure buy you some crawdads!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Mardi Gras is party-cularly fun!
- Mardi Gras Pun: Never be like a Mardi Gras crawfish — they’re all hot and buttered!
- “New Orleans? More like Gumbo-ville!”
- “I’m getting jazzy in New Orleans!”
- “New Orleans: where Mardi Gras and beignets collide!
- “You haven’t truly lived until you’ve had a Po’ Boy in New Orleans!”
- What’s the best way to get around New Orleans during Mardi Gras? Parade-lettes
- If you’re going to be in New Orleans for Mardi Gras, don’t forget to bring some beignets that parades you by.
- How is the recession hurting Mardi Gras?… Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!