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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mardi Gras jokes.
  2. What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
  3. Did you hear about a photographer who only takes pictures of girls at Mardi Gras?… Guess you can say that he’s into Flash photography. (Photography Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to get beads at Mardi Gras? (Canoe Jokes) 
  5. Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?…  It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.” (Harry Potter Jokes & Book Jokes)
  6. If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.” (Disney Jokes)
  7. Mardi Gras Pun: I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
  8. What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee. (Ides of March Jokes)
  9. What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?…  A French Quarter pounder. (Hamburger Jokes)
  10. When is the best time to buy clothing?… Mardi Gras… All shirts are half off. (Black Friday Jokes)
  11. Fat Tuesday? Guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem. (Doctor Jokes)
  12. What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day! (Labor Day Jokes)
  13. What’s the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras?…  The ice falls out of your drinks! (Track and Field Jokes)
  14. What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie! (Ghost Jokes)
  15. Fat Tuesday is just a Tuesday that hasn’t learned about portion control.
  16. What do you call a Presidents’ Day parade with a Mardi Gras theme?… A krewe-sade of presidential masks! (Presidents Day Jokes)
  17. I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras… Now I watch YouTube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.
  18. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Mardi Gras?
  19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and king cake! (Cake Jokes)
  20. How do you describe someone who doesn’t share their crawfish on Mardi Gras?… Shellfish!
  21. What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?… Mardi grass. (NFL Jokes)
  22. How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi. (World Geography Jokes)
  23. I always remember when Fat Tuesday is… It’s the day before “Diet Wednesday.”
  24. What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that’s running out of beads?… A tragedy!
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Mardi Gras?
  26. Happy Fat Tuesday! The only day of the year you can call people fat.
  27. What does Sir Mix-a-Lot always have to say at the Mardi Gras parade?… I like big beads and I cannot lie! (365 Music Jokes)
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the state that celebrates Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
  29. Why do birds fly south for the winter?… To get Mardi Gras beads. (Bird Jokes)
  30. Why did the king cake go to the dentist?… It had too many fillings! (Dentist Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the city that celebrates Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
  32. What do you call a Mardi Gras parade with lots of dogs?… A barkus parade! (Mardi Gras Jokes)
  33. What do you call a Mardi Gras party with no food?… A Fat Tuesday diet!
  34. Why did the Mardi Gras queen visit the library?… To check out some krewe-tive inspiration! (Book Jokes)
  35. Mardi Gras Pun: Mardi Gras is more like “Where’s My Bra” 
  36. Why was the Mardi Gras clown so funny?… Because he had a lot of jester-tude!
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me all about Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
  38. Why did the chicken cross the road during Mardi Gras?… To get to the other parade! (Chicken Jokes)
  39. Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?… Because that’s when they fast! (Ash Wednesday Jokes)
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when is Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
  41. Mardi Gras Pun: Don’t worry, bead happy!
  42. What brand of underwear should you always wear to Mardi Gras celebrations?… Fruit of Doubloon!
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mardi Gras knock-knock joke?
  44. Mardi Gras Pun: Talk about a party fit for a king!
  45. Mardi Gras Pun: Nothing beads Mardi Gras fun!
  46. Who should you crown as the king of Fat Tuesday?… The person who’s the life of the Mardi!
  47. What did Freddie Mercury say when someone offered him a sandwich on Mardi Gras? I’m just a po’boy, but I need no sympathy! (365 Music Jokes)
  48. Mardi Gras Pun: Always aim to be the life of the Mardi!
  49. Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans?… Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders! (Hamburger Jokes)
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Mardi Gras knock knock jokes?
  51. What did the NOLA chef say to the shrimp on Mardi Gras?… You’re just a prawn in my gamey etouffee!
  52. What did Marie Antoinette always chant on Fat Tuesday?… Let them eat king cake! (Bastille Day Jokes) 
  53. Mardi Gras Pun: In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m kind of a bead deal.
  54. Mardi Gras Pun: Moon pies put me in a good ala mode! (Ice Cream Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  55. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  56. Mardi Gras Pun: Could this bead any more fun?!… Mardi Gras in New Orleans?
  57. Mardi Gras Pun: Haven’t beignet, but I’d love to party!
  58. Mardi Gras Pun: Anyone who says they hate Mardi Gras is just jambalayin’!
  59. Mardi Gras Pun: Crawfish boils make my tastebuds cray-zy happy!
  60. Mardi Gras Pun: I feel the need, the need for beads!
  61. Mardi Gras Pun: This Fat Tuesday, I want to stand bayou!
  62. Mardi Gras Pun: My heart beads for Mardi Gras parades!
  63. Mardi Gras Pun: Beignet there, done that!
  64. Mardi Gras Pun: Can you say etou-YAY!
  65. Mardi Gras Pun: Money can’t bayou love, but it can sure buy you some crawdads!
  66. Mardi Gras Pun: Mardi Gras is party-cularly fun!
  67. Mardi Gras Pun: Never be like a Mardi Gras crawfish — they’re all hot and buttered!
  68. “New Orleans? More like Gumbo-ville!”
  69. “I’m getting jazzy in New Orleans!”
  70. “New Orleans: where Mardi Gras and beignets collide!
  71. “You haven’t truly lived until you’ve had a Po’ Boy in New Orleans!”
  72. What’s the best way to get around New Orleans during Mardi Gras? Parade-lettes
  73. If you’re going to be in New Orleans for Mardi Gras, don’t forget to bring some beignets that parades you by.
  74. How is the recession hurting Mardi Gras?… Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!