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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best NFL football jokes.
  2. Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  3. What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?… All porpoise yardage! (Dolphin Jokes)
  4. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  5. What do NFL football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Halloween Jokes)
  6. What do NFL football centers wear on their feet?… Hiking shoes. (Hiking Jokes)
  7. Did you hear about the NFL football field NASA built on the moon?… They used astroturf. (Full Moon Jokes)
  8. What NFL football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
  9. Why couldn’t the All-Pro football player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (Music Jokes)
  10. Why couldn’t the Tom Brady listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (Music Jokes)
  11. Who should be the official spokesperson for Amazon Prime Day?… Dieon Sanders AKA “Prime Time!” (Prime Day Jokes)
  12. Why can’t Tampa Bay Buccaneers play golf well?… They always hook the ball. (Pirate Jokes & Golf Jokes)
  13. Why couldn’t the NFL MVP player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (Music Jokes)
  14. Why couldn’t the NFL Super Bowl MVP player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (Music Jokes)
  15. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the NFL football team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Ghost Jokes)
  16. Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has two.
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about NFL football?
  18. Why did the NFL quarterback suddenly walk off the field?… The coach told him to take a hike! (Hiking Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to the NFL football game! (August Jokes)
  20. Why do NFL coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
  21. Why do NFL coaches like place kickers?… Because place kickers always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
  22. Where do hungry football players play?… In the Supper Bowl.
  23. Did you hear about the NFL football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
  24. What do you call an NFL football lineman’s kid?… A chip off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  25. What do a bad NFL team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  26. “I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (Florida Jokes)
  27. My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LV on February 7th 2021 in Tampa Bay not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  28. How did Scrooge win the football game?… The ghost of Christmas passed. (Christmas Jokes)
  29. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  30. What is the most popular sport on the Flag Day?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  31. Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score of the NFL football game before it starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Grandparent Jokes)
  32. What did the NFL football coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
  33. What would you get if you crossed an NFL football player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
  34. Why did the [insert your rival team] football team cross the road?…: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.
  35. What’s the difference between a [insert your rival team] football player and a dollar?… You can get four quarters out of a dollar. (Football Jokes)
  36. What did the mummy NFL football coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes)
  37. Which NFL player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
  38. Why are NFL football stadiums always cool?… “Because they’re full of fans.”
  39. Why is it so hot in a NFL school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Middle School Jokes)
  40. Where do NFL football players go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  41. What did the college football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (College Jokes)
  42. Who are the happiest people at the NFL football game?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  43. A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
  44. What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  45. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends. (Library Jokes)
  46. Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: “I am all in favor of it!”
  47. What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night. (Mailman Jokes)
  48. Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer…. It’s already gone viral. (Beer Jokes)
  49. What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  50. The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (New England Jokes & Massachusetts Jokes)
  51. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  52. We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
  53. Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0! (Music Jokes)
  54. Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
  55. Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  56. When is a Super Bowl football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench. (Lawyer Jokes)
  57. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl! (August Jokes)
  58. A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited. However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium. So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field. He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken. The man replies, “No.” The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?” The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.” “Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?” “No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
  59. Did you here about the Super Bowl player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
  60. I was watching the Super Bowl at my friend’s house when my real estate agent called me… Told me some of my property had burned down. In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire. (Fireman Jokes)
  61. What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense. (Lawyer Jokes)
  62. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  63. Why can’t losing Super Bowl quarterback use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
  64. How is losing money in a payphone like the Super Bowl?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
  65. What do you call a Super Bowl lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  66. Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Cow Jokes)
  67. How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Labor Day Jokes)
  68. Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Super Bowl?… Just in case they need to tie the score.
  69. What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  70. What do you call an Atlanta Falcons football player with a Super Bowl ring?… A thief. (Police Jokes)
  71. A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
  72. What’s the difference between a Tom Brady and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  73. What did the Super Bowl coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
  74. Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a Super Bowl player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
  75. What would you get if you crossed a Super Bowl player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
  76. Super Bowl LIV: It is 02/02/2020 so if you’re into palindromes… I guess this is your Super Bowl or something! (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  77. What did the football say to the Super Bowl place kicker?… “I get a kick out of you.”
  78. Did you hear about the Super Bowl football who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  79. Why do Super Bowl coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
  80. Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for U.S. States)
  81. What did the Super Bowl receiver say to the football before the big game?… Catch you later.
  82. What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?… Penaltea. (Tea Jokes)
  83. Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  84. Which Super Bowl players can jump higher than the field goal posts?… All of them – field goal posts can’t jump at all. (Track and Field Jokes)
  85. I heard England won the Super Bowl… But what would I know, I’m not a big fan of tennis anyways. (Tennis Jokes)
  86. Super Bowl LV: What’s the difference between a Patric Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  87. Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things. Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: “Go, Pat riots!” (New England Jokes)
  88. I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!… Don’t worry; so did the losing team…
  89. What is harder for a Super Bowl receiver to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! (Track and Field Jokes)
  90. Super Bowl LIII One of the LOWEST POINTS of my life.
  91. Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  92. Funny Super Bowl Ads: Amy Schumer has said she won’t do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic. Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commercials will be funny.
  93. How do you keep the losing Super Bowl football team out of your yard?… Put up a goalpost.
  94. Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season. 13-3.
  95. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  96. Why did the poor, rookie Super Bowl quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet!
  97. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the NFL? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  98. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good NFL football knock-knock joke?
  99. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good NFL football knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)