Top 50 Football Jokes

by | Sep 12, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best football jokes.
  2. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes)
  3. What college football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
  4. Who should be the official spokesperson for Amazon Prime Day?… Dieon Sanders AKA “Prime Time!” (Prime Day Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about football?
  6. Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score of the football game before it starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Grandparent Jokes)
  7. What did the college football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (College Jokes)
  8. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  9. What is a college professor’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semi moles! (Mole Day Jokes)
  10. How did Scrooge win the football game?… The ghost of Christmas passed. (Christmas Jokes)
  11. What do football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Halloween Jokes)
  12.  Which two football teams played in the Pirate Super Bowl?… The Seahawks and the Buccaneers. (Pirate Jokes)
  13.  What kind of tea do football players drink?… Penaltea. 
  14. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?… They needed a little team spirit. 
  15. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?… It was a boxer. 
  16. Where do football players dance?… At a foot ball! 
  17. What do football players do when they get overheated?… They get closer to some of the fans. 
  18. Why didn’t the skeleton play football?… His heart wasn’t in it 
  19. Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug football teams?… It takes too long to put their cleats on 
  20. What did the football coach say to the broken candy machine?… Give me my quarterback! 
  21. How is a football referee like an angry chicken?… They both have fowl mouths. 
  22. When should football players wear armor?… When they play knight games. 
  23. Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?… Arrrrrrrrrkansas. 
  24. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?… Because she kept running away from the ball! 
  25. Why did the football quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around! 
  26. What did the receiver say to the football?… Catch you later. .
  27.  What happens to football players who go blind?… They become referees. 
  28. Which insect doesn’t play well in football?… The fumble bee. 
  29. What do centers wear on their feet?… Hiking shoes. 
  30. Who is the leader of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?… Captain Hook! 
  31. Who is the do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers change?… Davey Jones’ Locker! 
  32. Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle?… There are too many cheetahs! 
  33. Why did the football place kicker bring string to the game?… So he could tie the score.
  34. Why couldn’t the All-American football player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. 
  35. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A football coach. 
  36. How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?… Hide the ball; it drives them nuts! 
  37. What is harder to catch the faster you run?… Your breath! 
  38. Why do ballet dancers make such good NFL kickers?… They know how to split the uprights! 
  39. Which football player wears the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet! 
  40. Where is a ghost’s favorite spot on a football field?… Under the ghoul posts! 
  41. What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?… A dino-score. 
  42. What runs around a football field but never moves?… A fence. 
  43. What did the bumble bee running back say after getting a touchdown?… Hive scored.
  44. Why did the chicken get ejected from the football game?… For fowl play. 
  45. What are successful kickers always trying to do?… Reach goals. 
  46. Why can’t Tampa Bay Buccaneers play golf?… They always hook the ball. 
  47. Knock, knock… Who’s there?.. Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the football! 
  48. Why couldn’t the defensive football player pass his test in school?… He was a tackling dummy. 
  49. Why can’t you play football with pigs?… They hog the ball. 
  50. How are scrambled eggs like a losing football team?… They’ve both been beaten.