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- Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
- What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11. (California Jokes)
- If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible.”
- ‘2’ managed to be prime… Against all the odds.
- When do cheeseburgers most enjoy watching TV?… During PRIME time! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
- Who should be the official spokesperson for Amazon Prime Day?… Dieon Sanders AKA “Prime Time!” (Football Jokes)
- 4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed… 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects. (Police Jokes)
- “Did you know that two is the first odd prime?”… “But two is even.”… “That’s what’s so odd about it.” (Math Jokes for Kids)
- My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number… I wonder what she’s up to now.
- What Sesame Street character loves Prime Day?.. The Count.
- What’s the name of Optimus Prime’s brother who lives in South American jungle?… Amazon Prime.
- Should you say “All prime numbers are odd except one”, or “All prime numbers are odd except two ?”
- What is a math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales?… Prime Day! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a group of monkeys who share an Amazon account?… Prime Mates. (Monkey Jokes)
- When is the best time to find a Prime Day deal?… During a commercial break from your favorite prime time show!
- What do you call Optimus Prime if he gets a tick?… Optimis-tick
- You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn’t the Prime Minister of Canada… It’s Trudeau.
- You wouldn’t think that the Canadian prime minister’s wife could get the coronavirus… It’s Trudeau.
- There has been a lot of fake news going on about the Canadian prime minister… lately Some of it is Trudeau.
- Why do British hate the Prime numbers?… Because they can’t be divided.
- I’ve heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name… Is this Trudeau?
- What do you call a Prime Minister who spies on all your activities?… Justin Truding.
- What does Optmius Prime’s giggling sound like?… Like a vehicular man’s laughter.
- Where does a transformer get his glasses from?… Optometrist Prime