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Top Joke Pages: (Ocean Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dolphin jokes.
- What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?… All porpoise yardage! (Football Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about dolphins?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good dolphin knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good dolphin knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise. (Ocean Jokes)
- If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Shark Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?… Because they never do it on porpoise!
- Why did the dolphin cross the beach?… To get to the other tide!
- I went swimming with dolphins yesterday but there was one problem… They were too clicky! (Swimming Jokes)
- It only costs $5 to get into our local aquarium, as long as you’re camping, or dressed as a dolphin, So, to all in tents and porpoises, it’s free! (Camping Jokes)
- A teacher told her first grade class, “A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”A little girl gasped, “How about the married ones?” (Dolphin Jokes)
- Why do dolphins only swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze! (Swimming Jokes)
- Why don’t dolphins do well on school tests?… Because they work below C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
- Where do dolphins sleep?… In water beds. (Napping Jokes)
- Do dolphins ever do things by accident?… No, they do everything on porpoise.
- How do did the octupus make the dolphin laugh?… With ten-tickles!
- How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?… They Flipper coin.
- Where do women dolphins keep their money?… In their octopurse. (Octopus Jokes)
- What do dolphin use for money?… Sand dollars! (Beach Jokes)
- How did the dolphin get to the hospital?… In a clambulance. (Doctor Jokes)
- Why did the dolphin feel grumpy?… He ate too many crabs. (Crab Jokes)
- What birthday party game do dolphin like to play?… Salmon Says. (Birthday Jokes)
- Why did the dolphin cross the road?… To get to the other tide. (Beach Jokes)
- . If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?… Finland.
- Why don’t dolphins play tennis?… Because they’re afraid of the net. (101 Sports Jokes)
- Did you know that dolphins can also squirt ink?… Just Squidding! (Octopus Jokes)
- What is a dolphin’s favorite game show?… Whale of fortune. (Whale Jokes)
- What do dolphins need to stay healthy?… Vitamin Sea. (Doctor Jokes)
- Who helps injured dolphins?… Sturgeons! (Doctor Jokes)
- What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?… Her glass flipper.
- Why did the two dolphins get married?… They were head over fins in love.
- What country do dolphins like most?… Dolph-Finland
- Where do dolphin races end?… The dolphinish line!
- How did the dolphin feel after winning the race?… Dolphintastic!
- What did people say when the dolphin walked on water?… It was just a fluke. (a dolphin’s tale is called a fluke)
- What did the baby dolphin do when he was upset?… He whale-d
- What was the dolphin’s favorite animal at the zoo?… D’olphint
- What was the dolphin’s favorite movie?… A Dolphin Tale. (#1 Summer School Movie)
- What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?… She flipped