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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheerleading jokes.
  2. What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food?… Cheerios! (Cereal Jokes)
  3. Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal. (Dentist Jokes)
  4. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios.(Cheerleading Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  5. Why are cheerleading teams driven around by the police?… Only police have squad cars. (Police Jokes & Car Jokes)
  6. So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks… and shouts, “Gimme a tea!” (Tea Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  7. A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?… BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
  8. Why are cheerleaders never late for class?… They know how to stick to a routine.
  9. Why did the politician go to cheerleading classes?… To learn how to flip-flop.
  10. What did the cheerleader say when the principal gave her detention?… Bring It On. (Principal Jokes)
  11. What did the cheerleader drink before the big game?… A root beer!
  12. What do you call cheerleaders in the ocean?… Pepsi.
  13. Why did the cheerleader make such a mess of the clean, folded laundry?… She couldn’t stop herself from doing a basket toss!
  14. Why can you always believe a cheerleader’s answer?… They’re always positive!
  15. Why did the stock broker ask the cheerleader for help?… He couldn’t stop his stocks from tumbling.
  16. Why did the cheerleading coach bring a big clock to practice?… She was teaching the squad how to tick-tock.
  17. How do cheerleaders contact each other?… With a mega phone.
  18. How did the cheerleader get the stains off her uniform?… Cheer laundry detergent 
  19. Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  20. What did the cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?… Happy New Cheer! (January Jokes)
  21. What do Croatian cheerleaders chant?… You go Slavia!
  22. What did the cheerleader philosopher keep asking?… Toe touch or not toe touch, that is the question.
  23. How are cheerleaders like pharoahs?… They like pyramids! 
  24. What was the cheerleading coach’s name?… Cory Ography.
  25. Why did the ghost become a cheerleader?… She liked to show off her school spirit!
  26. What did the dad say to his daughter before the cheerleading competition?… Good tuck!
  27. How can you tell that a cheerleader is nervous?… She’s jumpy.
  28. Why did the cheerleaders want to practice in the baby’s nursery?… They were trying to learn a cradle catch.
  29. Why did the cheerleader join the astronomy club?…  She wanted to be picked for an All-Stars team.
  30. Why do cheerleaders need a pilot’s license?…  Because they do so many aerials.
  31. What is a banana’s favorite cheerleading move?… The splits!
  32. Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  33. What was the cheerleader’s favorite season?… Hand “Spring.” 
  34. Why did the car dealer hire so many cheerleaders?… They really know how to sell it.
  35. What note can cheerleaders hit that nobody else can?… The high V. 
  36. How was the cheerleader like a nursery rhyme character?… She jumped over the candle sticks.
  37. What would you get if you crossed a cheerleader and the Invisible Man?… Cheerleading like no one has ever seen.
  38. Why was Cinderella such a bad cheerleader?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  39. What’s the best part of dating a Dallas Cheerleader?… You know she never expects to get a ring!
  40. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (March Madness Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  41. What did the high school cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?… Happy New Cheer! (New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers & Cheerleading Jokes)
  42. Why did the cheerleader decide to go to law school?… She was told she was the best at delivering motions.
  43. Why was the skeleton always left out of cheerleading?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  44. Why shouldn’t you prank a cheerleader on April fools day?… They never fall for the jokes.
  45. Why did the cheerleader go to England?… To learn how to make a proper Tea motion (T motion).
  46. Why did the cheerleader get in trouble before serving dinner?… Her mom asked her to toss the salad – and she threw it across the room!
  47. Why is cheerleading the most patriotic American sport?…  It’s the only one that practices liberty.
  48. Why was the building doorman always getting upset with the cheerleaders?… They kept asking for the elevator!
  49. What kind of dog cheers at football games?… A pom-Pomeranian!
  50. Why are cheerleaders so honest?… They’re part of a truth squad.
  51. How do you get a cheerleading team across a lake?… In a PomPontoon boat.
  52. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheerleading?
  53. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite fruit?… Pompomegranate.
  54. What do cheerleaders snack on between workouts?… Pretzels.
  55. When should you never go near a cheerleader during a routine?… When they’re doing a scorpion – because they might sting you!
  56. Why can’t you have a cheerleading competition in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
  57. What did Columbus do with the blue whale?… Cheered it up. (Psychology Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheerleading knock-knock joke?
  59. What was the cheerleading team’s favorite song?…  Everything is Awesome!
  60. What did Scrooge say to the cheerleader?… Hoorah humbug.
  61. A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff. Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision. “Listen ladies,” she said. “As skinny as we are, this branch can’t hold all our weight. You’re all so beautiful and talented, so I’m going to let go in hopes that it’s enough to save your lives. Tell my family I love them.” The blondes were so moved by her selfless sacrifice that they gave her a round of applause.
  62. What did the mummy coach say at the end of cheerleading practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  63. What do you give a young cheerleader for her birthday?… A kewpie doll.
  64. What did the cheerleader’s photographer say when his camera tripod wouldn’t work?… I have a problem with dismount.
  65. What do cheerleader’s use to catch fish?… A double hook.
  66. Why can’t cheerleaders go to libraries?… They make too much of a K motion.
  67. Where do cheerleaders go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  68. Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  69. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any cheerleading State knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  70. What do cheerleaders like to drink to cool down?…  PomPomegrante juice.
  71. What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer!
  72. What do bananas do best in cheerleading?… The splits.
  73. After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening. “Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks. “I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”