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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best NBA Draft jokes.
- A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the NFL draft. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the two players who were drafted ahead of Michael Jordan? (Canoe Jokes)
- What did they call Chewbacca in his first year of the NBA?… A Wookie. (Star Wars Jokes & Chewbacca Jokes)
- “Larry Bird is not walking through that door, fans. Kevin McHale is not walking through that door, and Robert Parish is not walking through that door. And if you expect them to walk through that door, they’re going to be gray and old.” Rick Pitino March 1, 2000
- Why couldn’t the #1 basketball player in the NBA draft listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (365 Music Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed the #1 player in the NBA draft and the Invisible Man?… Basketball like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the team with the #1 pick in the next NBA draft? (Canoe Jokes)
- How do they hire a NBA draft pick?… With stilts. (Labor Day Jokes)
- When is a NBA draft choice like a judge?… When he sits on the bench. (Lawyer Jokes)
- My friend got tickets to the NBA Draft on May 16th 2023 not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Florida Jokes)
- Who are the happiest people at the NBA draft?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
- What did the NBA Draft pick say to the basketball before the draft?… Catch you later.
- Where do NBA draft picks go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the NBA Draft?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- What is harder for a NBA draft pick to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! (Track and Field Jokes)
- Which NBA prospects can jump higher than the basket?… All of them – baskets can’t jump at all. (Track and Field Jokes)
- A man is attending the NBA draft, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else?… “They’re all at the funeral.”
- Did you hear about the NBA draft choice who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
- Everyone’s complaining about the draft, and I don’t understand… Just close the window.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent #1 pick in the NBA draft? (Canoe Jokes)
- Did you here about the NBA Draft choice who asked his coach to flood the court so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
- What do you call it when you want your NBA team to tank for draft picks?… More L support
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the NBA draft?
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to NBA Draft! (August Jokes)
- Who is Donald Trump’s favorite NBA player?… John Wall.