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  1. Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  2. Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: “I am all in favor of it!”
  3. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl LVI ?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  4. What do you call a Super Bowl LVI lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  5. My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LVI on February 13th 2021 in L.A. not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  6. What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  7. We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
  8. The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (New England Jokes & Massachusetts Jokes)
  9. What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night. (Mailman Jokes)
  10. What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  11. Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has two.
  12. Why did the poor, rookie Super Bowl quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet!
  13. Why can’t losing Super Bowl LVI quarterback use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
  14. Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl XLVI for their beer…. It’s already gone viral. (Beer Jokes)
  15. A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
  16. “I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (Florida Jokes)
  17. Who would be a great spokesperson for Ground Hog Day?… Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  18. Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Super Bowl?… Just in case they need to tie the score.
  19. Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Cow Jokes)
  20. Who would be a great spokesperson for Mole Day?… Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow. (Mole Day Jokes)
  21. Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0! (Music Jokes)
  22. Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
  23. Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  24. When is a Super Bowl football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench. (Lawyer Jokes)
  25. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl! (August Jokes)
  26. A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited. However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium. So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field. He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken. The man replies, “No.” The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?” The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.” “Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?” “No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
  27. What great chemistry day does Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s love to celebrate?… Mole Day! (Mole Day Jokes)
  28. What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  29. What special day does Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s love to celebrate?… Ground Hog Day! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  30. Did you here about the Super Bowl player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
  31. I was watching the Super Bowl at my friend’s house when my real estate agent called me… Told me some of my property had burned down. In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire. (Fireman Jokes)
  32. What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense. (Lawyer Jokes)
  33. How is losing money in a payphone like the Super Bowl?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
  34. How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Labor Day Jokes)
  35. What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  36. What do you call an Atlanta Falcons football player with a Super Bowl ring?… A thief. (Police Jokes)
  37. A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
  38. What did the Super Bowl coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
  39. Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a Super Bowl player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
  40. What would you get if you crossed a Super Bowl player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
  41. Super Bowl LIV: It is 02/02/2020 so if you’re into palindromes… I guess this is your Super Bowl or something! (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  42. What did the football say to the Super Bowl place kicker?… “I get a kick out of you.”
  43. Did you hear about the Super Bowl football who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  44. Why do Super Bowl coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
  45. Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for U.S. States)
  46. What did the Super Bowl receiver say to the football before the big game?… Catch you later.
  47. What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?… Penaltea. (Tea Jokes)
  48. Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  49. Which Super Bowl players can jump higher than the field goal posts?… All of them – field goal posts can’t jump at all. (Track and Field Jokes)
  50. I heard England won the Super Bowl… But what would I know, I’m not a big fan of tennis anyways. (Tennis Jokes)
  51. Super Bowl LV: What’s the difference between a Patric Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  52. Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things. Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: “Go, Pat riots!” (New England Jokes)
  53. I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!… Don’t worry; so did the losing team…
  54. What is harder for a Super Bowl receiver to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! (Track and Field Jokes)
  55. Super Bowl LIII One of the LOWEST POINTS of my life.
  56. Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  57. Funny Super Bowl Ads: Amy Schumer has said she won’t do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic. Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commercials will be funny.
  58. How do you keep the losing Super Bowl football team out of your yard?… Put up a goalpost.
  59. Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season. 13-3.
  60. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)