Top 50 Mardi Gras Jokes

by | Feb 21, 2023 | Dads, Education, Latest News, Moms, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mardi Gras jokes.
  2. What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
  3. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Mardi Gras?
  4. Did you hear about a photographer who only takes pics of girls at Mardi Gras?… Guess you can say that he’s into Flash photography.
  5. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and king cake!
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to get beads at Mardi Gras?
  7. Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?…  It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.” (Harry Potter Jokes)
  8. If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.” (Disney Jokes)
  9. I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
  10. Fat Tuesday is just a Tuesday that hasn’t learned about portion control.
  11. What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee. (Ides of March Jokes)
  12. What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?…  A French Quarter pounder. (Hamburger Jokes)
  13. When is the best time to buy clothing? Mardi Gras… All shirts are half off. (Black Friday Jokes)
  14. Fat Tuesday? Guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem. (Doctor Jokes)
  15. What’s the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras?…  The ice falls out of your drinks! (Track and Field Jokes)
  16. What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day! (Labor Day Jokes)
  17. What do you call a Presidents’ Day parade with a Mardi Gras theme?… A krewe-sade of presidential masks! (Presidents Day Jokes)
  18. I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras… Now I watch YouTube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Mardi Gras?
  20. What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie! (Ghost Jokes)
  21. I always remember when Fat Tuesday is… It’s the day before “Diet Wednesday.”
  22. Happy Fat Tuesday! The only day of the year you can call people fat.
  23. How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi. (World Geography Jokes)
  24. What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?… Mardi grass. (NFL Jokes)
  25. What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that’s running out of beads?… A tragedy!
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the state that celebrates Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
  27. Why do birds fly south for the winter?… To get Mardi Gras beads. (Bird Jokes)
  28. Why did the king cake go to the doctor?… It had too many fillings! (Doctor Jokes)
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the city that celebrates Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
  30. What do you call a Mardi Gras parade with lots of dogs?… A barkus parade!
  31. What do you call a Mardi Gras party with no food?… A Fat Tuesday diet!
  32. Why did the Mardi Gras queen visit the library?… To check out some krewe-tive inspiration! (Book Jokes)
  33. Mardi Gras is more like “Where’s My Bra” 
  34. Why was the Mardi Gras clown so funny?… Because he had a lot of jester-tude!
  35. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me all about Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
  36. Why did the chicken cross the road during Mardi Gras?… To get to the other parade! (Chicken Jokes)
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when is Mardi Gras? (Louisiana Jokes)
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mardi Gras knock-knock joke?
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Mardi Gras knock knock jokes?
  40. How is the recession hurting Mardi Gras?… Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!
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