Top 50 Winter Olympics Jokes

by | Feb 4, 2022 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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Dates for 2022 Winter Olympics February 4th – February 20th

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  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Olympics jokes.
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics?
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Olympics knock-knock joke?
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Olympics knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
  7. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
  9. A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
  10. Why do Canadians do well in the Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh Game.
  11. The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
  12. Why was the Winter Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  13. The anti-vax Olympic hockey team lose every game…. Apparently they never take any shots. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  14. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  15. Why do Canadians do well in the curling at Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh game. (Canada Jokes)
  16. Which country brought the most competitors to the 2022 Winter Olympics?… Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
  17. Winter Olympics: Biathlon Jokes: I don’t understand how one can come in second place in biathlon… …when you got a rifle with you.
  18. Winter Olympics Jokes: Curling Jokes: How popular has Olympic curling become?… It’s sweeping the nation.
  19. Winter Olympics Jokes: Alpine Skiing Jokes: Say what you want about skiing… ..but the sports going downhill, FAST!
  20. Winter Olympics Jokes: Figure Skating Jokes: No one laughed when the figure skater fell at the Winter Olympics… But the ice sure cracked up.
  21. Which olympic hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. (Rain Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  22. Why don’t procrastinators make it to the Olympics?… Because they only allow amateurcrastinators.
  23. I was arrested for my plot to steal all the precious metals from the Olympics… I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those medalling kids.
  24. A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled.
  25. Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?… He was caught taking Polaroids.
  26. The Olympic skiing started really well but it was all downhill from there.
  27. I just saw a guy from Helsinki dominate the cross-country skiing event at the Winter Olympics He led the race from start to Finnish.
  28. A book never written: “Ski Juimping” by Will E. Makit. ((Marathon Jokes & Book Jokes)
  29. Why do the athletes sweat a lot more at these Olympics than at the last ones?… There are no fans.
  30. Why couldn’t the dog compete in the Winter Olympics?… He wasn’t a part of the human race! (Marathon Jokes & (Dog Jokes)
  31. If laziness was an Olympic sport… I’d come in fourth so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the podium.
  32. The Olympic luge started really well but it was all downhill from there.
  33. Why did the spotted jungle cat get disqualified from the Winter Olympics?… It was a cheetah. 
  34. Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Sure. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” (Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
  35. I’m looking forward to taking part in the sun tanning event in the 2022 Olympic Winter Games… I’m going for the Bronze…
  36. Why were the skiing elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Elephant Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  37. Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Winter Games?…  The lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! (Lettuce Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  38. Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records.
  39. Fourth place in the Olympic luge?… You win some, you luge some.
  40. Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?…It was two-tired. (Bike Jokes)
  41. Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?… Because all the fans have left!
  42. I reckon I could have won something at the youth olympics… If it wasn’t for all those medalling kids.
  43. Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?… She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
  44. How do fireflies start a race?… “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
  45. I just competed in the suntanning olympics… but I only got bronze.
  46. My friend has bought five snowboards and now he can’t stop… He’s on a very slippery slope.
  47. The Speed Skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates.
  48. We lost our curling stone while playing a secret game of curling in a carpet shop…. It got swept under the rug.
  49. What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus.
  50. It was unfortunate the ice hockey competition had to stop because of a lack of equipment… They were all out of puck.