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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Ash Wednesday jokes.
- Ash Wednesday: The day when a bunch of people with no religion the rest of the year show everyone what religion they are.
- Lent is coming – get your ash in church!
- What is a Christian’s favorite meal between Ash Wednesday and Easter?… Lentil soup.
- Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?… Because that’s when they fast! (Ash Wednesday Jokes)
- On Ash Wednesday I will be giving up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights. It’s going to be completely Excel Lent.
- Avengers: Infinity War is the perfect holiday movie… For Ash Wednesday. (Movie Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of Ash Wednesday?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the history of Ash Wednesday?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the connection between Ash Wednesday and Fat Tuesday?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the connection between Ash Wednesday and Mardi Gras?
- What do you call it when you’re burnt out in the middle of the week?… Ash Wednesday.
- I didn’t want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend’s constant nagging… I re-Lent-ed.
- What’s Thanos’ favorite holiday?… Ash Wednesday.
- Why did the skeleton go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It wanted to bone up on its spirituality.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It had no body to go with.
- How did the computer observe Ash Wednesday?… It gave up scrolling through social media for Lent.
- Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes… Mostly lentils.
- What is Sean Connery’s favorite holiday?… Ash Wednesday. (Movie Jokes)
- What did the pastor say to the boy skipping mass on Ash Wednesday?… Get your ash back over here.
- What is a Pokemon trainer’s favorite holiday?… Ash Wednesday.
- Why did the math book go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It wanted to pray for higher grades.
- Why did the grape go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It wanted to repent for its wine-ing ways.
- How did the comedian observe Ash Wednesday?… They gave up their punchlines for 40 days.
- Why did the athlete go to church on Ash Wednesday?… They wanted to work on their soul fitness.
- How did the clock observe Ash Wednesday?… It gave up its tick-tock to find a moment of peace.
- Why did the apple go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It wanted to find some divine “core” values.
- The church was packed with the faithful eager to receive ashes on Ash Wednesday… The sacristan offered to help.