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- 180 School Jokes
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- 1f the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
- What did the paper say to the pencil?… Write on! (Grammar Jokes)
- How do pencils exercise?… Stationary Bike. (Bike Jokes)
- What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Swimming Jokes)
- A pencil isn’t my favorite writing tool… …but it’s a solid number 2.
- Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless.
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
- What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. (Labor Day Jokes)
- How does a pencil hire their workers?… He appoints them. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Car Jokes)
- What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
- Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Bear Jokes )
- My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils. (Grandparent Jokes & Back to School Jokes)
- Where did the pen go for holiday?… He went to pencil-vania. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
- Which colored pencil is the sharpest?… Red, because it can draw blood.
- Have you read the article about broken pencils?… The reviewers said it’s pointless and lead on for too long.
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
- What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point!