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More Pencil Jokes…

  1. 1f the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
  2. What did the paper say to the pencil?… Write on! (Grammar Jokes)
  3. How do pencils exercise?… Stationary Bike. (Bike Jokes)
  4. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Swimming Jokes)
  5. A pencil isn’t my favorite writing tool… …but it’s a solid number 2.
  6. Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless.
  7. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  8. What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  9. I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. How does a pencil hire their workers?… He appoints them. (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Car Jokes)
  12. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
  13. Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Bear Jokes )
  14. My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils. (Grandparent Jokes & Back to School Jokes)
  15. Where did the pen go for holiday?… He went to pencil-vania. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  16. Which colored pencil is the sharpest?… Red, because it can draw blood.
  17. Have you read the article about broken pencils?… The reviewers said it’s pointless and lead on for too long.
  18. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
  19. What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point!