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- What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes)
- What did the frog say to February 29th?… You always make me jump for joy!
- What did the frog say to the calendar?… “Time’s leaping by!”
- What did the frog say on February 29th?… “Hoppy leap year, everyone!”
- What did the frog bring to the leap year party?… Some “croak-o-late!” (Frog Jokes)
- What did the frog bring to the leap year party?… Some “croak-a-cola!” (Frog Jokes)
- What do you call a frog born on February 29?… Leap frog. (Birthday Jokes & Frog Jokes)
- What is a frog’s favorite time of year?… Leap Day. (Leap Year Jokes)
- What is a frog’s favorite day of the year?… Leap Day.
- What do toads say on Leap Day?… “Wart’s new?”
- What kind of shoes do frogs wear to summer camp?… Open Toad Shoes. (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Can a frog jump higher than the average tent?… Of course, tents can’t jump.
- What did the frog say when it found a book?… Reddit, reddit.
- What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?… A ground frog.
- What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a frog?… A day off that really jumps!
- A Muggle walks into the Hog’s Head Inn… …with a frog on his shoulder. The barkeep says, “That’s pretty cool, where’d you get it?” “London,” the frog croaks. “They’ve got millions of ‘em!”
- What do toads drink during a heat wave?… Ice cold Croak-o-cola. (Heat Wave Jokes)
- What type of footwear do frogs wear at summer camp?… Open toad shoes. (Summer Camp Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?… A little man having a hopping good time. (Leprechaun Jokes & Frog Jokes)
- What do you call a frog that jumped into a pot of gold?… a leap-rechaun. (Leprechaun Jokes & Frog Jokes)
- Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? …. Because they’re always wearing green.
- What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night. (Cat Jokes & Frog Jokes)
- A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How do you know that frogs are skateboarding fans?… They’re always saying “rip it,” “rip it.” (Skateboarding Jokes)
- What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?… Hopsicles! (Popsicle Jokes)
- Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots. (March Madness Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?… Star Warts. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.” (180 School Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling?… Mistletoad. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
- What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & February Jokes)
- What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them. (Spring Jokes)
- What type of clothes do frogs wear?… Jump suits! (Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Spring Jokes)
- What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?… The ground frog! (Groundhog Day Jokes)
- What do you call a talking frog?… A quantum leap.
- What do the Chinese call the Year of the Frog?… Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & February Jokes)