Top 50 March Jokes

by | Feb 25, 2022 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. March 1st: National Pancake Day Jokes: Where do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Lear Year Jokes & Pancake Jokes)
  2. March 1st: I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (Birthday Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  3. March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  4. March 4th: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  5. March 4th National Grammar Day: What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  6. Sometimes February feels like it will last forever… But time Marches on.
  7. March 6th: Oreo CookieDay: Why do basketball players love oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (March Madness Jokes & Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  9. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March jokes. (February Knock Knock Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about March? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month& February Knock Knock Jokes)
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March knock-knock joke? (February Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Don’t June know it’s March? (June Jokes)
  14. March 12th Selection Sunday: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)
  15. Don’t June know it’s March?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
  16. March 14th: Pi Day Jokes for Teachers:
  17. March 15th: Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
  18. What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20?… Rest in Pisces. (February Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  19. February is ending today, but that’s okay…. We’ll March on. (February Jokes)
  20. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  21. Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?… I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March 2020 and I’ve grown significantly since. (Flower Jokes)
  22. What do you wear to show you care that it’s Dr. Seuss’ birthday on this early March winter day?… a hat! (Birthday Jokes)
  23. Two men are sitting in a bar ‘Hey, when were you born?’ asks the first man. ‘3rd of March 1961,’ replies the second. ‘Interesting, that’s when I was born too! Where were you born?’ ‘In Seattle.’ ‘That’s weird, I was born in Seattle as well,’ exclaims the first man. ‘Where did you go to school?’ ‘I went to the Abraham Lincoln High School.’ ‘That’s incredible, I went to Lincoln High too!’ A waitress walks by. The first man grabs her arm and says: ‘Hey, listen! This guy and I were born on the same day, in the same city, and we even went to the same school! Isn’t that crazy?’ The waitress just nods and goes back behind the counter. ‘What’s up?’ asks the barman. ‘Eh, not much. The Johnson twins are wasted again…’ (Beer Jokes)
  24. For those without a date for St. Patrick’s Day… I have one for you! It’s March 17th. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  25. My family is full of neat freaks. They have their entire wardrobe planned out for the week. They even labeled their underwear “Monday”, “Tuesday”, “Wednesday”, etc. I decided I wanna do this too to try to be a little neater so I started labeling my underwear, too Right now, I’m wearing February. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  26. Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes, for Each Month)
  27. Birthday The Judge asks the defendant, “When is your birthday Mr. McKenzie?“ – “March 20th, Your Honor.” – “And what year?” – “Every year, Your Honor” (Birthday Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  28. Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?… He took a few days off in March thinking nobody would notice.
  29. 2020 was an interesting leap year… There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. (Leap Year Jokes)
  30. Day Light Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
  31. A man starts his new job at an insane asylum: He is given his orientation and at the very end asked if he has any questions. “Yes, how do we know if a patient is ready to leave the asylum?” “Well,” the director says. “We just ask them a simple question and based on their response determine if they need to stay longer.” The director then calls up three patients for a demonstration. He asks the first one, “what’s is 6 times 6?” The patient is shaking and nervously says “1000?” The director shakes his head “no, give this one six more months,” then turns to the next patient. This one jumps up and down and screams “March!” “Oh god no!” Says the director. “Another year for this one!” Finally, he turns to the third patient who looks at him calmly and says “well, the answer is obviously 36.” “Yes!” Exclaims the director. “How did you know that?!” “Easy, I just divided 1000 by March.” (Psychology Jokes
  32. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  33. Son: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly! (Dad Jokes)
  34. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  35. What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one?… The letter “r.”
  36. Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust… Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust, exclaiming: “I can’t believe it’s March and I’m still writing B.C. on all of my checks!”
  38. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in March?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  39. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in March and mine in July! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  40. Why is March the most popular month to use a trampoline?… It’s spring-time. (Spring Jokes)
  41. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  42. Which type of bow can’t be tied in March?… A rainbow.
  43. Fun fact about Beethoven. On March 26th, 1827, Ludwig van Beethoven stopped composing, and began decomposing. (Music Jokes)
  44. Where do you find Google in March?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  45. Anybody hear about that guy that worked in the calender factory?… He took 2 weeks off in March.
  46. My son is three years old and I took him shopping.When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn’t buy it and he certainly didn’t buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre and went to the jewelers. (Candy Jokes)
  47. You just learned you have 6 months to live. When is the best time to get that news to make it seemingly last the longest?… March 2020. (Cemetery Jokes)
  48. In March I found a monkey paw and used it to wish to work from home every day… I’m sorry everybody. (Labor Day jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  49. How do data march?In formation.
  50. I’m devastated that I won’t be able to celebrate my birthday this MarchI was born in November
  51. I’m devastated that I won’t be able to celebrate my birthday this March… I was born in November
  52. How the world has changed in 2020!Feb 14: Will you be my Valentine ?…March 14: Will you be my Quarantine ?
  53. Did you hear about the Doctors’ March?We don’t know what it was about, nobody could read the signs.
  54. What’s a marching bands favorite Germanic Tribe?The Saxons
  55. I joined a march today for the legalization of marijuana. Well, it started off as a march, but after a while……it turned into a wander.
  56. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)