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More Grammar Jokes…

  1. I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
  3. What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  4. Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s January! (Teacher Jokes / January Jokes for Teachers / Grammar Jokes)
  5. A historian, a journalist, and a political scientist walk into a bar on January 23, 1993… [Citation Needed] (Social Studies Jokes)
  6. What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Ocean Jokes)
  7. There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month Grammar Jokes)
  8. What comes at the end of January?… “Y.” (January Jokes)
  9. What do you have in December that you don’t have in January?… The letter D. (Grammar Jokes)
  10. Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes:What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (New Year’s Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  11. I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  12. Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause.  (Grinch Jokes & Police Jokes)
  13. What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  14. Son to mother after 1st day of school. “Nothing exciting happened except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat, so I told her.” (Back to School Jokes Cat Jokes )
  15. What state asks the most questions?… “Why” oming! (Wyoming Jokes)
  16. What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. ((Smile Jokes Track Jokes)
  17. Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object? Student: You are pretty. Teacher: What’s the direct object? Student: A good report card. (Middle School Jokes)
  18. Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? / Spelling Lists / Ocean Jokes / Pirate Jokes)
  19. How do ye turn a pirate furious?… Take away the “p.” (Pirate Jokes)
  20. Why do dogs like conjunctions?… They just love buts. (Dog Jokes)
  21. What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses. (Christmas Jokes)
  22. What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grinch Jokes)
  23. What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?… Take the words right out of his mouth! (Dog Jokes)
  24. Graduation: where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes. (Graduation Jokes)
  25. What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grinch Jokes)