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June 1st: Someone told me today is June 1st… But they May be wrong. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
June 3rd: National Donut Day: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?…. A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes)
June 3rd National Egg Day: I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Egg Jokes)
June 3rd National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
June 5th: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of the 1st Spiderman comic?
Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
June 8th World Oceans Day: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
June Pun: June-O we have one of the best June Jokes pages in the world?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about June? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Don’t June know it’s August? (June Jokes)
Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
Don’t June know it’s August?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
June 15th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Flower Jokes)
June 17th: Bunker Hill Day Bunker Hill Day Jokes: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
June 18th: Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son.
Top 10 Graduation Jokes: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good skiing knock-knock joke?
June 21st: Summer Solstice Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Constitution knock-knock joke? (Constitution Jokes)
Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)
If January threw a parade for June, would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
June 27th National Sunglasses Day: What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.(Sun Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke? (Hurricane Jokes)
What do you call a snowman in June?… A puddle! (Snowman Jokes)
June 30th: What comes at the end of June?… E.
Summer 2020: I was 25 when 2020 started… It’s June and I’m 52. (Covid Jokes)
I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (Fireworks Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
Summer 2020: My dad said everything would be back to normal by June… So I told him yesterday “Julyed” (Dad Jokes & Covid Jokes)
Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
Fat Albert Insult “You’re like school in June. No class.”
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet?… A May-Sayer. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
I just asked my teacher what his favorite part about being a teacher is…He responded with June, July, and August. (180 School Jokes & 365 Teacher Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Juno… Juno, who?… Juno the last day of school? (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April May, June. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
How much does a rainbow weigh?… Hardly anything. They’re pretty light! (Rainbow Jokes)
A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Wedding Jokes)
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?… To get to the other tide! (Dolphin Jokes)
My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust… We call her Summer for short. (Summer Jokes & Baby Jokes)
Bee Jokes for Kids: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
What do you call a striker playing a June match?… A spring forward. (Soccer Jokes & April Jokes)
What is a leprechaun’s favorite song?… The Rainbow Connection! (Leprechaun Jokes & Music Jokes)
What did May tell June when they were fighting?… Don’t July to me!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good summer knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good spring knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month?… Don’t July to me!
If you have to schedule a meeting with a person or people you do not like, here are some days to tell them, no manner what year… February 30th April 31st June 31st September 31st November 31st
June 7th: National Donut Day (1st June Friday) Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids)
June 8th: World Oceans Day Jokes for Kids: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! #WorldsOceansDay #WorldOceanDay (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
What do you mean June is over… Julying.
Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in June! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good skiing knock-knock joke? (Skiing Jokes)
What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don’t July to me!
You should cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life… They’re Cancer.
What’s the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?… One’s a flag day and the other’s a gag day! (Flag Day Jokes)
NBA Finals: Top Basketball Jokes for Kids: Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball!s
No wonder Pride month is in June… It always comes before the Fall.
Summer Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
Graduation Jokes: It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?”
If you have to schedule a meeting with a person or people you do not like, here are some days to tell them, no matter what year…February 30th, April 31st, June 31st, September 31st, November 31st.
Theresa May is going to resign as the prime minister in the first week of June. Which means that the first week of June is the last week of May.
Theresa May has asked to delay Brexit until June. It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.
When is the beginning of June also the end of May?… When it’s the UK general election.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. (Ocean Jokes)
What travels all around the world in the summer but stays in one corner?… A postage stamp! (Summer Jokes)
What’s black and white and red all over?… A zebra with a sunburn!
Where do sheep go on summer vacation?… To the baa-hamas!
Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… To recharge his batteries!
June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about June? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know any good Spring knock knock jokes?” (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Lobster Pun: Lobsters like their morning clawfee to be hot.
Lobster Pun: A lobster answers the phone with, “Shello?”
Lobster Pun: Lobsters love to celebrate holidays because ’tis the sea-son.
Lobster Pun: A lobster was crying because his teacher called him a lost claws.
Lobster Pun: The school subject the lobster was failing was algae-bra.
Lobster Pun: A lobster left home due to pier pressure.
Lobster Pun: A lady lobster wears seashells because she has outgrown her B-shells.
Lobster Pun: The lobster asked its friend the catfish, “Who is your cod-father?”
Lobster Pun: Someone drove through Portland looking for lobster but couldn’t find any. It’s upsetting — lobster is supposed to be a Maine attraction.
Lobster Pun: The lobster lost its fortune since it was shelling out money.
Lobster Pun: Lobsters make terrible friends because they’re way too shellfish.
Lobster Pun: A lobster reported a crime to the police. They asked him to be more Pacific.
Lobster Pun: A lobster was thinking about proposing, and his best friend asked if he was shore.
Lobster Pun: During the lobster wedding, the lobster groom referred to his new spouse as his “butter half.”
Lobster Pun: The lobster said he was going to dive into the pot of boiling water, and everybody thought he was cray-sea.
Lobster Pun: At a goodbye party, one lobster told his colleague that he was one shell of a guy.
Lobster Pun: The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire, as he was tide to his company.
Lobster Pun: Since the crustacean was late for work every day, she lobster job.
Lobster Pun: After lashing out at his friend, the lobster apologized and said he was just salty.
Lobster Pun: The crustacean playing tennis was a true lob-star.
Lobster Pun: A lobster’s signature shot is the lob.
Lobster Pun: If you ever cross a lobster and a telephone, you’ll end up with snappy talk.
Lobster Pun: Expecting an important call, the lobster crabbed the phone.
Lobster Pun: The ocean said nothing to the lobster — it just waved.
Lobster Pun: The lobster blushed because the sea weed.

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