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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best jokes for the last day of school!
  2. School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love Teachers
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school for summer vacation, thank your teacher for a great year! (Write a Thank You Letter to A Teacher)
  4. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Teacher Jokes & Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more school – it’s summer vacation! (School Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?Orange… Orange who?Orange you glad it’s the last day of school? (School Knock Knock Jokes)
  7. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer. (Summer Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  8. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the last day of school? (Canoe Jokes) 
  10. I bought photo frames for my friends as a gift for the last day of school for only a dollar… It was a good buy. (Photography Jokes)
  11. Why was the teacher cross-eyed fired on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Jokes for Teachers)
  12. Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  14. What U.S. state teaches math class all year long?… Mathachusetts. (Massachusetts Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  15. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to summer school? (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  16. What school supply is still tired all summer long?…A knapsack. (Napping Jokes)
  17. What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?…  Whoopie Pi! (Pie Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  18. It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist’s daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, I will bet these are flowers! The girl replied, How did you know? Just a lucky guess, she said. Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, Just a lucky guess. Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box’s corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, No. She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, A puppy! (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Jokes for Teachers)
  19. Why did the echo get detention on the last day of school?… It kept answering back. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why was the obtuse angle so upset on the last day of school?… Because he wasn’t right all year. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  21. What did the student say when his teacher handed him his final report card of the year?… Do you want me to sign it now or later?
  22. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  23. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  24. What stays in the school during summer vacation?…The alpha-bat. (Elementary School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  25. Why did the chemistry teacher apologize for his terrible jokes on the last day of school?… He explained that the good ones argon. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  26. Who’s in charge of the school during summer vacation?… The rulers. (Jokes for Teachers)
  27. What is the most popular summer dessert for teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Georgia Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the last day of school! (1st Day of School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  29. Who goes to school during the summer?… Surfers – they go to boarding school. (Surfing Jokes)
  30. Will you have statistics class next year?… Probably. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  31. Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Last Day of School!
  33. Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report card, son? Son: Sorry, I’ll bring it tomorrow. Dad: Why? Son: I loaned it my friend because he wanted to scare his parents.
  34. Students were instructed not to bring their instruments on the last day of school… The choir kids had a hard time. (365 Music Jokes)
  35. The past, present, and future walk into the class for the last day of school… It was tense. (Grammar Jokes)
  36. Why did the teacher forget to take attendance on the last day of school?… She was absent-minded.
  37. Why did the Lifesaver go to summer school?… It wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes)
  38. Which friend do students never see over summer vacation?… Their princi-PAL. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  39. How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Ocean Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  40. What drove the teacher to dive into the pool on the last day of school?… She wanted to test the waters.
  41. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Summer Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  42. What do math teachers eat during summer vacation?… Square meals! (Summer Jokes)
  43. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  44. Despite the fact that no one laughed, why did the Chemistry teacher go on cracking Last Day of School jokes?… She was trying until she got a reaction. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  45. Which subject does a snake love to teach its students on the last day of school?… Hisssstory. (Snake Jokes & U.S. History Jokes)
  46. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?… C!
  47. Why did the teacher scold her student all year long for something he didn’t do?… It was his homework that he didn’t do!
  48. What is white when its dirty and black when it is clean?… A blackboard. (Jokes for Teachers)
  49. Where do sheep go for summer vacation?… The Baa-hamas. (World Geography Jokes)
  50. What do math teachers worry about during the summer?… Mathema-tick bites. (Summer Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  51. What do teachers use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks. (Math Jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
  52. How do students in the Middle East bid farewell to each other on the last day of school?… They Dubai. (World Geography Jokes)
  53. On the last day of school, why was the egg kicked out of class?… It kept telling yolks. (Egg Jokes)
  54. Why did the teacher shed tears on the last day of school?… They were tears of joy.
  55. What do sheep do on the last day of sheep school?… Have a baa-baa-cue. (Sheep Jokes)
  56. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the last day of school?… Because her students were so bright. (Jokes for Teachers)
  57. What do lobsters do on the last day of school?… They shellabrate! (Lobster Jokes)
  58. What was the weather like when the right angle went swimming?… It was 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids & Swimming Jokes)
  59. Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Top Summer School Jokes)
  60. Why couldn’t the kids go to the new summer pirate movie?… Because it was rated ARRRRRRRR! (Summer Jokes for Kids & Pirate Jokes)
  61. Why was the school cafeteria clock behind on the last day of school?… It went back four seconds. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  62. Why are teachers so rude on the last day of school?… It is because they have no class.
  63. Why did the cows skip the last day of school?… They went to the moo-vies.
  64. How can you make the last day of school fly by?… Throw a clock! (Pilot Jokes & Daylight Savings Jokes)
  65. What do elves need to learn before the last day of school?… The elf-abet. (Elf Jokes)
  66. What is the most popular summer dessert for principals in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Georgia Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  67. Why didn’t the high school basketball player go away for summer vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for traveling. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  68. Mother: How did you find school on the last day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  69. Why was the math book sad that school was over for the year?… Because it needed help solving it’s problems. (Math Jokes for Kids & Book Jokes)
  70. Where did the students spend their time gardening on the last day of school?… In kindergarden. (Kindergarten Jokes)
  71. Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?… Because you can’t end on a prep position. (Cheerleading Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  72. How is a teacher’s summer vacation like someone closing their eyes?… There aren’t any pupils to see.
  73. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school. (Surfing Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  74. How did the music teacher get locked into the school all summer?… The keys were inside her piano. (Piano Jokes & Music Jokes)
  75. What do math professors use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks. (Math Jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
  76. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the last day of school — no homework ALL SUMMER! (Summer Jokes for Kids & School Knock Knock Jokes)
  77. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the last day of school? 
  78. Who goes to school during the summer?… The ice cream man – he goes to Sundae school. ((Ice Cream Jokes)
  79. What can’t your parents make you do during the summer?… Your school homework. (Summer Jokes)
  80. What school subject do caterpillars miss most when school is out for the summer?… Mothematics. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  81. Why was the music teacher sad on the last day of school?… He had lots of trebles. (365 Music Jokes)
  82. What did the circle say to the rectangle on the last day of school?… You’re such a square. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  83. Why was the warlock so bad at math?… He never knew WITCH equation to use. (Witch Jokes)
  84. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last day of school! (School Knock Knock Jokes)
  85. Why was the magician invited on the last day of school?… Because he asked trick questions. (Magic Jokes)
  86. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses on the last day of school?… She had bright students! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  87. What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to dampens a mother’s day?… The school bus on the last day of school! (Mom Jokes)
  88. Which students never miss class during the summer?… All of them because nobody misses going to school during the summer!
  89. Why did the right triangle put the air conditioner on?… Because it was 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  90. What kind of teacher passes gas?… A tutor! (Tutoring Jokes)
  91. Parent: I see you missed the last day of school. Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
  92. Son: I’m not going back to school ever again! Mother: Why not? Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
  93. What was the objective of the teacher’s drawing on the window during the last day of school?… She wanted his lesson to be very clear for the students.
  94. What are you going to be when you get out of school?… An old man! (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  95. Why didn’t the middle school basketball player go away for summer vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for traveling.
  96. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (1st Day of School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  97. Why didn’t the elementary school basketball player go away for summer vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for traveling.
  98. What did the student say when his teacher asked him to pay a little attention on the last day of school?… But I’m paying as little attention as I can! (Jokes for Teachers)
  99. What do you call when a test tube baby finishes high school?… It has graduated cylinder now.
  100. Why did the dog gift his teacher personalized stationery on the last day of school?… Because he was the teacher’s pet. (Dog Jokes)
  101. Why did the student eat his end-of-year assignment?… Well, the teacher told him that it was a piece of cake. (Cake Jokes)
  102. Why does the broom not remember its last day of school?… Because it was sweeping the entire day.
  103. What did the student say when his teacher handed him his final report card of the year?… Do you want me to sign it now or later?

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