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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best spring jokes.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes / April Jokes for Teachers / Rain Jokes)
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes/ 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week)
Biology Jokes for Teachers: What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Flower Jokes)
What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes & Prom Jokes)
Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (Worm Jokes)
April 1st: April Fools Day Jokes: Student: Do you know all about April 1st? Teacher: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
For April fools my school replaced the alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
April 1st Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Book Jokes)
March Jokes: What did the teacher say to his students on the bathroom break?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
What animal is always at a high school baseball game?… A bat. (Baseball Jokes & Bat Jokes)
I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
Which month can’t make a decision on a math test?… MAYbe. (May Jokes / Bee Jokes / Math Jokes for Teachers)
May Jokes for Kids: What month always asks questions and permission?… May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
I had a track accident last spring at the high school meet… Now it has become a running joke. (Track and Field Jokes & Marathon Jokes)
Teacher in the Teachers’ Lounge: Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
Compare and Contrast Question: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Halloween Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
Why are teachers and students so tired on April 1?…. Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bird Jokes)
Earth Day Jokes for Teachers: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Worm Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
What do you get when you plant kisses in the school garden?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes / Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about spring?
What’s the best day for monkey business at school?… The first of Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Tree Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good spring knock-knock joke?
What’s the best day for monkeying around in class?… The first of Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good spring knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What’s the best month for monkeying around in class?… Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
Why are fish so smart?… Because they live in schools! (Fish Jokes)
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?… A wise quacker. (Duck Jokes)
How does a science teacher freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Science Jokes)
April 1st: Top 10 April Fools’ Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Why did the high school student start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash! (Flower Jokes)
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the spring rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
Me and my high school crush are marrying next year… Hers is in April and mine in July! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike to school?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
What is the best flower for a student to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes / Flower Jokes / Sun Jokes)
What does a school book do in the spring?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (High School Jokes)
Teacher: Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls. (Winter Jokes)
April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about April? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes & Prom Jokes)
Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Why did the student bury all his money?… To make his soil rich! (Farming Jokes)
Who is an home economics teacher’s favorite singer?… Elvis Parsley! (Music Jokes)
April 16th: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
What month of the year is the shortest?… May (only 3 letters) (May Jokes)
Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?… It starts off fool. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (June Jokes)
What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. ((Math Jokes for Teachers & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & Thanksgiving Jokes)
What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud! (Flower Jokes)
Just finished my spring cleaning. Sometimes I wish I’d never bought a Slinky.
What does the writer suffer from each spring?… A case of allegories. (Grammar Jokes)
What did the spring say to the airplane?… Boeing!! (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
How does the sun listen to music?… On its ray-dio! (Music Jokes & Sun Jokes)
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon. (Watermelon Jokes & Farming Jokes)
When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring. When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too. (Fall Jokes)
What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden. (Flower Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
To celebrate the end of winter, my local bed shop is having a spring sale. The rest of the bed is still full price though. (Napping Jokes)
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Easter Jokes for Kids)
Winter can be pretty dreary with all the bare trees, so when spring comes it’s such a re-leaf. (Tree Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?… She always ran away from the ball. (Baseball Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes)
April Jokes: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (4th of July Jokes)
How does a bee brush its hair?… With its honeycomb. (Bee Jokes for Kids & Barber Jokes)
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them. (Frog Jokes)
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Frog Jokes & Flower Jokes)
What do you call two young married spiders?… Newly webs. (Wedding Jokes & Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Baby Jokes)
Did you hear about the two bed bugs that are getting married?… They’re having a lovely wedding in the spring. (Wedding Jokes)
TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths… But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers. (Astronomy Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)
A teacher told her first grade class, “A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”A little girl gasped, “How about the married ones?” (Dolphin Jokes)
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes / Duck Jokes / Rain Jokes)
Why can’t you trust math teachers in the spring time?… Because they’ll always play matrix on you. (Math Jokes for Kids & May Jokes)
How do rabbits keep their fur neat?… They use a harebrush (hairbrush). (Rabbit Jokes & Barber Jokes)
Why was the bee mad?… You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
Why do potatoes make good detectives?… Because they keep their eyes peeled. (Potato Jokes & Police Jokes)
What do you call a cyborg bee?… The Pollinator! (Bee Jokes for Kids / Movie Jokes / Flower Jokes)
When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes / Monkey Jokes / Rain Jokes)
What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Chicken Jokes / Egg Jokes / Flower Jokes)
What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?… Stew.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny. (Looney Tunes Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?… An animal that stinks as it stings. (Skunk Jokes & Bee Jokes)
What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out?… “Give me a push. My battery is dead.” (Summer Jokes)
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?…None. Roosters don’t lay eggs. (Egg Jokes)
Have you read Rusty Bed Springs?… It was written by I.P Nightly. (Book Jokes)
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?… A hot cross bunny. (Rabbit Jokes)
Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?… Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!
What did the tree say to spring?… What a re-leaf. (Tree Jokes)
What is a spring chick after it is five months old?… Six months old. (Chicken Jokes & Baby Jokes)
Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?… Because of Mayweather. (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes / Weather Jokes)
A woman locked her car key in her car, so she asked a passerby for help. The passerby took off his pants, rolled it into a ball and rubbed it on the car door. The car door springs open. Amazed, the woman asked the passerby how did he do it, to which he replied:”It’s simple, these are khaki pants” (Car Jokes)
When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time. (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
What did the seed say to the flower?… OK, Bloomer. (Flower Jokes)
Why do they call it Spring?… Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky. (Weather Jokes)
Spring is finally here… I got so excited I wet my plants. (Flower Jokes)
Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?… Because it has May weather in it! (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes)
Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex…It really thins out the congestion. (Car Jokes)
I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year. (Napping Jokes)
What do you call a mushroom who is the life of the party?… A fun-gi. (Mushroom Jokes)
Does February like March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Everyone has these on their face. What are they?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes & Flower Jokes)
When do gorillas fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers. (April Jokes)
Why are maple trees so forgiving?… Every Fall they “Let It Go.” Fall Jokes & (Tree Jokes)
Why are oak trees so forgiving?… Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
What did the tree say to spring?… What a re-leaf.
What emotion does a tree feel every spring?… Relief. (Tree Jokes)

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