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  1. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Dr. Seuss Jokes Book Jokes)
  2. What do you call a groundhog that plays baseball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  3. What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head when he plays baseball?… An ice cap. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  4. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  5. Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?… Too much pine tar on his bat. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  6. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle. (Track Jokes)
  7. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  8. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park!
  9. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  10. “Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”…   “Forget it. It’s way over your head.” (Biology Jokes for Kids)