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More Baseball Jokes….

  1. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  2. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle. (Track Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  4. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park!
  5. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  6. “Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”…   “Forget it. It’s way over your head.” (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  7. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?… The Umpire Strikes Back. (Star Wars Jokes)
  8. When Dr. Anthony Fauci plays baseball, what position is he?… Catcher, he can always wear a mask! (Doctor Jokes)
  9. A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit him.
  10. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Cupcake Jokes)