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More Flag Day jokes….

  1. What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  2. How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  3. Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  4. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
  5. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
  6. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  7. How do statisticians determine which banner to hoist?… They take a flag poll. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  8. Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?… It was a flappy one! (Birthday Jokes)
  9. What is a race car drivers least favorite color?… Caution Flag Yellow. (NASCAR Jokes)
  10. Several engineers were attempting to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and they were getting quite frustrated trying to slide the tape up the pole. They could get the tape no more than a third of the way up the pole before it would bend and fall down………………………………………………………………………………………………….. A mathematician asks what they’re doing, and they explain. The mathematician offers to help. She removes the pole from the ground, sets it down, and measures it easily. She then returns the measuring tape to the engineers, and walks off………………………………………………. When she leaves, one engineer says to the others, “That’s just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and she gives us the length!” (Math Jokes for Kids)
  11. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  12. Teacher: “Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?” Jenny: “A movie about a zebra!” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  13. What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?… He flagged his tail! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  14. What’s red, white, blue and yellow?… The Star-spangled Banana! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  15. What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?… A Flag Newton!
  16. What would you get if you crossed a famous march tune with a monster and his friends?… “Stars and Twerps Forever!”
  17. What’s the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?… One’s a flag day and the other’s a gag day!
  18. What color is an battle flag?… Violent.
  19. What does a long pole eat?… Flag newtons.
  20. During a recent heat wave, a poll revealed that beads of sweat had amassed(mast) on the secretary’s forehead and a virus was rippling through the office staff. Although the boss knew that the secretary was very sick, he saw no reason to ban her from the office. Instead, he wrote a note with pennant (pen and) paper, and he flagged the issue to be addressed with the standardprotocol. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  21. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?… Well the flag is a big plus. (World Geography Jokes for Kids)
Switzerland Flag

I’m about as motivated as the guy who designed the Japanese flag.

Japan Flag

Flag Day Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Flag Day!