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April 1st: April Fools’ Day Jokes for Teachers: Student: Do you know all about April 1st? Teacher: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
April 2nd Teacher in the Teachers’ Lounge: Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes: What did the teacher say when she finished her burrito?… “That’s a wrap!” (Movie Jokes)
April 6th: National Walking Day: I hate school and got caught skipping the other day… My principal said, “Walk normal next time.” (Principal Jokes)
April 6th National Twinkie Day: What is “Twinkie the Kids” middle name?… THE!
April 7th Good Friday Jokes: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
April 6th – 9th 2023 Masters Golf Jokes: Top 23 Masters Golf Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
April 9th: Easter Jokes: What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
April 10th National Sibling Day Jokes: What do you call brothers who love math?… Alge-bros.
April 11th: National Pet Day Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
Why are teachers and students so tired on April 1?…. Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
April 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
Compare and Contrast Question: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Halloween Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
What’s the best day for monkey business at school?… The first of Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
What’s the best day for monkeying around in class?… The first of Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory. All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there’s no pop quiz. (Field Trip Jokes)
April 16th: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!2020 was an interesting leap year… There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. (Leap Year Jokes)
Me and my high school crush are marrying next year… Hers is in April and mine in July! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory. All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there’s no pop quiz.
For April fools my school replaced the alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
Why did the science teacher take his class on a field trip to the mountains? … They needed higher grades. (Field Trip Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about April? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
Full Moon Jokes: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Sun Jokes)
April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes for Teachers: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
April 25th World Penguin Day: How do penguins pass tests?… They wing it.
A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
April Full Moon Jokes:
For our recent field trip, our teacher told us that jeans were appropriate, but we weren’t allowed to wear pairs with holes in them…. I still don’t know how we’re supposed to get the darn things on!
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. ((Math Jokes for Teachers & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Clean Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
What’s the best month for monkeying around in class?… Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
Easter Jokes: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?… It starts off fool. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
April Fools Day…………The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June. (Star Wars Jokes)
An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked: “Where were you on the night of October to April?” (Police Jokes)
Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?… Because they have just finished a 31 day March. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (June Jokes)
Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
What’s the worst part about April Fools?… Jokes without punchlines. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
What’s the only difference between Valentine’s Day and April fools?… I don’t get my hopes up when April fools comes around. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
Why do Native Americans hate April?… Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.
If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?… Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
Who’s job is it to announce the end of April?… Billy “May’s here”
When do gorillas fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers.
What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?… A dino-snore! (Dinosaur Jokes & Napping Jokes)
Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
What animal is always at a high school baseball game?… A bat. (Baseball Jokes & Bat Jokes)
How does a science teacher freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Science Jokes)
Why are fish so smart?… Because they live in schools! (Fish Jokes)
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?… A wise quacker. (Duck Jokes)

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