Earth Day Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Earth Day jokes.
  2. Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! (365 Music Jokes)
  3. Why was the library so messy?… Because it was full of litter ature. (Library Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  4. All joking aside… what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  5. California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
  6. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
  7. Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  8. I have an obsession with wind farms… I’m a huge fan.
  9. Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day, Earth, Wind & Fire.  (365 Music Jokes)
  10. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Labor Day Jokes & Gum Jokes) 
  11. One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?… Wee-cyclers. (Leprechaun Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  13. What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes & Election Jokes)
  14. During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes & California Jokes)
  15. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  16. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Earth Day Jokes)
  17. Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans. (Psychology Jokes)
  18. I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks. (Turtle Jokes)
  19. In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
  20. Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
  21. Lettuce take care of the planet. (Lettuce Jokes)
  22. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  23. Earth without art is just “eh.” (Art Jokes)
  24. Why did the Dwarves leave Erebor?… They didn’t like the pollution – there was too much Smaug! (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Environment Jokes)
  25. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
  26. What do you call a recycling bin that’s always dancing?… A can can! (Dance Jokes)
  27. Why did the recycling bin get sent to the principal’s office?… It was caught throwing paper planes. (Principal Jokes)
  28. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  29. Did you hear about the tornado that married a cloud?… The wedding was a whirlwind! (Marriage Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
  30. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  31. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
  32. Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter! (Sun Jokes)
  33. What’s a weatherman’s favorite type of shoe?… Rain boots! (Rain Jokes)
  34. What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
  35. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)
  36. Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
  37. Why did the tree go to the dentist?… To get a root canal! (Dentist Jokes)
  38. What do you call a mud pie on April 22?… An Earth Day cake! (Pie Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  39. How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Election Jokes)
  40. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  41. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Hurricane Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  42. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  43. What kind of shorts do clouds wear?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
  44. How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  45. Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  46. What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  47. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
  48. What does California need in order to have 100% renewable energy by 2045?… 40 million generators. (California Jokes)
  49. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes / Biology Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  50. Why is grass so dangerous?… Because it’s full of blades. (Grass Jokes)
  51. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
  52. How many Vermont environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?… 101; One to change it, and 100 to hold a rally on Church Street complaining about light pollution. (Vermont Jokes)
  53. Why does a recent survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?… The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
  54. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Earth Day?
  55. Why are people always tired on Earth Day?… Because they just finished a long March. (March Jokes)
  56. What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils well that ends well. (Texas Jokes)
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Earth Day knock-knock joke?
  58. Why did the dog bury himself in the backyard on Earth Day?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark. (Dog Jokes)
  59. What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner. (Ocean Jokes)
  60. How do oil companies deal with with oil spills?… Slick lawyers. (Lawyer Jokes)
  61. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (180 School Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  62. What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?… Arrested! (Police Jokes)
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Earth Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  64. What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
  65. What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?… Oregon. (Oregon Jokes)
  66. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  67. Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  68. Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  69. What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  70. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  71. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  72. What did one cloud say to the other cloud?… I mist you! (Rain Jokes)
  73. Why did the cloud go to the doctor?… It was feeling a little under the weather! (Rain Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  74. What did the cloud wear under its pants?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
  75. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?… An abdominal snowman! (Snowman Jokes)
  76. What did the recycling bin say to the trash can?… “You’re garbage, and I love you anyway!”
  77. What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  78. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green. (Tree Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  79. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  80. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… a baseball team. (Baseball Jokes)
  81. What do worms leave round their baths?… The scum of the earth! (Worm Jokes)
  82. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  83. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  84. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?… I lava you! (Volcano Jokes)
  85. What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Barber Jokes)
  86. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks. (Tree Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  87. What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes)
  88. Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy. (Tornado Jokes)
  89. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather. (Weather Jokes)
  90. Why was the recycling bin so cold?… It left its lid off.
  91. What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.” (Ocean Jokes)
  92. Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise. (Dolphin Jokes)
  93. What did one firefly say to the other?… Got to glow now!
  94. What did the little tree say to the big tree?… Leaf me alone! (Tree Jokes)
  95. Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
  96. Do bees fly in the rain?… Not without their yellow jackets! (Rain Jokes & Bee Jokes)
  97. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce in, it’s hot outside! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  98. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Rain Jokes / Dog Jokes / Cat Jokes)
  99. Why did the weather report say it was raining cats and dogs?… Because there were poodles all over the street!
  100. What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?… An alarm cluck! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  101. What’s the biggest moth in the world?… A mammoth! (Moth Jokes)
  102. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  103. What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
  104. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  105. How do you know if a recycling bin is happy?… It’s bin smiling!
  106. I’m rooting for the environment.
  107. Don’t leaf the earth in a mess.
  108. Why did the recycling bin feel sad?… It had a lot of empty feelings.
  109. The world is our oyster, let’s take care of it.
  110. How many climate skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  111. What did the recycling bin say when it got full?… “I’m cans-tipated!”
  112. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?… A spelling bee.
  113. Why do hens lay their eggs?… They would break if they dropped them!
  114. How does a recycling bin keep its balance?… It has a lot of can-do spirit!
  115. Why did the meteorologist go outside with a bar of soap?… They wanted to see if there was a chance of a shower!
  116. How does a snowman get to work?… By icicle!
  117. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  118. Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned. (Ocean Jokes)
  119. Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure. (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  120. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Ocean Jokes)
  121. What did one wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved. (Ocean Jokes)
  122. Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish! (Ocean Jokes)
  123. Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  124. What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!” (Ocean Jokes)
  125. Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another. (Bird Jokes)
  126. What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?… It sinks to the bottom. (Ocean Jokes)
  127. What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw. (Shark Jokes)
  128. What did the shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty. (Shark Jokes)
  129. Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school. (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  130. Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean. (Lobster Jokes)
  131. Why did the sun go to college / Middle School / Elementary School / High School?… To get brighter. (College Jokes)
  132. What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather. (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  133. Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed. (Ocean Jokes & Lobster Jokes)
  134. What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Algebra Jokes)
  135. Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks) (Mushroom Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  136. What is a cetacean’s favorite TV show?… Whale of fortune. (Ocean Jokes)
  137. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker. (Ocean Jokes)
  138. What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill. (Ocean Jokes & Whale Jokes)
  139. Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads. (Ocean Jokes)
  140. A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.” (Ocean Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  141. Why did the tree get into a fight with the fence?… It was barking up the wrong trunk!
  142. Why did the tree want to meet new friends?… It wanted to branch out!
  143. How do you know if a tree is intelligent?… It has a lot of branches!
  144. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?… Frostbite!
  145. Why did the octopus blush?… Because it saw the bottom of the ocean!
  146. How do you make an octopus laugh?… With ten tickles!
  147. How does a recycling bin get a six-pack?… It does a lot of crunches!
  148. Why did the crab go to the gym? …To work on its beach bod!
  149. How does the ocean say hello?… It waves!
  150. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?… Sofishticated!
  151. Why did the fog get grounded?… It was too mist-behaved!
  152. What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
  153. What do you call a leaf that falls from a tree in autumn?… A leaf it alone!
  154. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green around the edges!
  155. Why don’t leaves ever get lost?… They always know which way is due north!
  156. Why do leaves hate math?… Because they’re always falling behind!
  157. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck. (Ocean Jokes)
  158. Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station. (Ocean Jokes & Whale Jokes)
  159. Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming.” (Ocean Jokes)
  160. Why does the mermaid wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells. (Ocean Jokes)
  161. Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred. (Ocean Jokes)
  162. What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
  163. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon. (Watermelon Jokes)
  164. How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh. (Pirate Jokes)
  165. Why did the Earth Day chicken cross the road?… To get to the other side of the recycling bin!
  166. Why don’t ants get sick?… Because they have little ant-bodies!