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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Earth Day jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Earth Day?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Earth Day knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Earth Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)Why did the Dwarves leave Erebor?… They didn’t like the pollution – there was too much Smaug! (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Environment Jokes)
- What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?… Wee-cyclers. (Leprechaun Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
- California is looking to eradicate a once popular item. Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
- All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?… Wee-cyclers.
- What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils well that ends well. (Texas Jokes)
- During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes)
- What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Earth Day Jokes)
- “I have an obsession with wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
- In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
- What does California need in order to have 100% renewable energy by 2045?… 40 million generators. (California Jokes)
- All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Ca
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
- In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… …like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
- What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
- How do oil companies deal with with oil spills?… Slick lawyers. (Lawyer Jokes)
- Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?… Arrested! (Police Jokes)
- Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
- How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Election Jokes)
- Why does a recent survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?… The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
- Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian.
- Why did the dog bury himself in the backyard on Earth Day?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark. (Dog Jokes)
- Why are people always tired on Earth Day?… Because they just finished a long March. (March Jokes)
- What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?… Oregon. (Oregon Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
- How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- How many Vermont environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?… 101; One to change it, and 100 to hold a rally on Church Street complaining about light pollution. (Vermont Jokes)
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
- How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)
- Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
- What kind of shorts do clouds wear?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
- How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Hurricane Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes / Biology Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
- What has 18 legs and catches flies?… a baseball team. (Baseball Jokes)
- What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What did one volcano say to the other volcano?… I lava you! (Volcano Jokes)
- What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Barber Jokes)
- Why is grass so dangerous?… Because it’s full of blades. (Grass Jokes)
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks. (Tree Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes)
- Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy. (Tornado Jokes)
- Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather. (Weather Jokes)
- What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.” (Ocean Jokes)
- Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise. (Dolphin Jokes)
- What did one firefly say to the other?… Got to glow now!
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green. (Tree Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- What did the little tree say to the big tree?… Leaf me alone! (Tree Jokes)
- Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
- Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (180 School Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- Do bees fly in the rain?… Not without their yellow jackets! (Rain Jokes & Bee Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce in, it’s hot outside! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Rain Jokes / Dog Jokes / Cat Jokes)
- What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?… An alarm cluck! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- What’s the biggest moth in the world?… A mammoth! (Moth Jokes)
- What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! (Ocean Jokes)
- What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What do worms leave round their baths?… The scum of the earth! (Worm Jokes)
- Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned. (Ocean Jokes)
- Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure. (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Ocean Jokes)
- What did one wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved. (Ocean Jokes)
- Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish! (Ocean Jokes)
- Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!” (Ocean Jokes)
- Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another. (Bird Jokes)
- What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?… It sinks to the bottom. (Ocean Jokes)
- What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw. (Shark Jokes)
- What did the shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty. (Shark Jokes)
- Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school. (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
- How many climate skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean. (Lobster Jokes)
- What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner. (Ocean Jokes)
- Why did the sun go to college / Middle School / Elementary School / High School?… To get brighter. (College Jokes)
- What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather. (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed. (Ocean Jokes & Lobster Jokes)
- What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Algebra Jokes)
- Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks) (Mushroom Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What is a cetacean’s favorite TV show?… Whale of fortune. (Ocean Jokes)
- Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker. (Ocean Jokes)
- What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill. (Ocean Jokes & Whale Jokes)
- Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads. (Ocean Jokes)
- A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.” (Ocean Jokes & Fish Jokes)
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck. (Ocean Jokes)
- Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station. (Ocean Jokes & Whale Jokes)
- Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming.” (Ocean Jokes)
- Why does the mermaid wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells. (Ocean Jokes)
- Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred. (Ocean Jokes)
- What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
- Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon. (Watermelon Jokes)
- How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh. (Pirate Jokes)