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More Earth Day Jokes…

  1. Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! (365 Music Jokes)
  2. All joking aside… what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  3. California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
  4. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
  5. Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  6. I have an obsession with wind farms… I’m a huge fan.
  7. Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day, Earth, Wind & Fire.  (365 Music Jokes)
  8. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Labor Day Jokes & Gum Jokes) 
  9. One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  10. What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?… Wee-cyclers. (Leprechaun Jokes Earth Day Jokes)
  11. What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes & Election Jokes)
  12. During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes & California Jokes)
  13. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes Worm Jokes)
  14. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Earth Day Jokes)
  15. Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans. (Psychology Jokes)
  16. I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks. (Turtle Jokes)
  17. In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
  18. Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
  19. Lettuce take care of the planet. (Lettuce Jokes)
  20. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  21. Earth without art is just “eh.” (Art Jokes)
  22. Why did the Dwarves leave Erebor?… They didn’t like the pollution – there was too much Smaug! (Lord of the Rings Jokes Environment Jokes)
  23. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
  24. What do you call a recycling bin that’s always dancing?… A can can! (Dance Jokes)
  25. Why did the recycling bin get sent to the principal’s office?… It was caught throwing paper planes. (Principal Jokes)
  26. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  27. Did you hear about the tornado that married a cloud?… The wedding was a whirlwind! (Marriage Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
  28. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  29. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
  30. Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter! (Sun Jokes)
  31. What’s a weatherman’s favorite type of shoe?… Rain boots! (Rain Jokes)
  32. What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
  33. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month September Jokes)
  34. Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
  35. Why did the tree go to the dentist?… To get a root canal! (Dentist Jokes)
  36. What do you call a mud pie on April 22?… An Earth Day cake! (Pie Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  37. How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Election Jokes)
  38. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  39. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Hurricane Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  40. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  41. What kind of shorts do clouds wear?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
  42. How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  43. Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  44. What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  45. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
  46. What does California need in order to have 100% renewable energy by 2045?… 40 million generators. (California Jokes)
  47. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes / Biology Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  48. Why is grass so dangerous?… Because it’s full of blades. (Grass Jokes)
  49. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
  50. How many Vermont environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?… 101; One to change it, and 100 to hold a rally on Church Street complaining about light pollution. (Vermont Jokes)