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- Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! (365 Music Jokes)
- All joking aside… what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
- In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
- I have an obsession with wind farms… I’m a huge fan.
- Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day, Earth, Wind & Fire. (365 Music Jokes)
- I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Labor Day Jokes & Gum Jokes)
- One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?… Wee-cyclers. (Leprechaun Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
- What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes & Election Jokes)
- During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes & California Jokes)
- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Earth Day Jokes)
- Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans. (Psychology Jokes)
- I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks. (Turtle Jokes)
- In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
- Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
- Lettuce take care of the planet. (Lettuce Jokes)
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- Earth without art is just “eh.” (Art Jokes)
- Why did the Dwarves leave Erebor?… They didn’t like the pollution – there was too much Smaug! (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Environment Jokes)
- What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
- What do you call a recycling bin that’s always dancing?… A can can! (Dance Jokes)
- Why did the recycling bin get sent to the principal’s office?… It was caught throwing paper planes. (Principal Jokes)
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the tornado that married a cloud?… The wedding was a whirlwind! (Marriage Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
- What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
- Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter! (Sun Jokes)
- What’s a weatherman’s favorite type of shoe?… Rain boots! (Rain Jokes)
- What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)
- Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the tree go to the dentist?… To get a root canal! (Dentist Jokes)
- What do you call a mud pie on April 22?… An Earth Day cake! (Pie Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Election Jokes)
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Hurricane Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What kind of shorts do clouds wear?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
- How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
- What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
- What does California need in order to have 100% renewable energy by 2045?… 40 million generators. (California Jokes)
- What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes / Biology Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- Why is grass so dangerous?… Because it’s full of blades. (Grass Jokes)
- Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
- How many Vermont environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?… 101; One to change it, and 100 to hold a rally on Church Street complaining about light pollution. (Vermont Jokes)