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More Earth Day Jokes…

  1. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  2. All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  3. “I have an obsession with wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
  4. What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  5. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
  6. What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes Earth Day Jokes)
  7. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  8. What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
  9. How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  10. Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
  11. Why are people always tired on Earth Day?… Because they just finished a long March. (March Jokes)
  12. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  13. Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  14. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  15. What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  16. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)
  17. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  18. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  19. What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  20. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  21. What kind of shorts to clouds wear?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
  22. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?… A spelling bee.
  23. What does a tree drink?… Root Beer!
  24. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Hurricane Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  25. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
  26. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes / Biology Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  27. In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… …like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
  28. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
  29. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  30. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… a baseball team. (Baseball Jokes)
  31. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  32. What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  33. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?… I lava you! (Volcano Jokes)
  34. What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Barber Jokes)
  35. Why is grass so dangerous?… Because it’s full of blades. (Grass Jokes)
  36. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks. (Tree Jokes)
  37. What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes)
  38. Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy. (Tornado Jokes)
  39. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather. (Weather Jokes)
  40. What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
  41. Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise. (Dolphin Jokes)
  42. What did one firefly say to the other?… Got to glow now!
  43. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green. (Tree Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  44. What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone! (Tree Jokes)
  45. Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
  46. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (180 School Jokes)
  47. Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush.
  48. Do bees fly in the rain?… Not without their yellow jackets!
  49. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce in, it’s hot outside!
  50. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Rain Jokes / Dog Jokes / Cat Jokes)
  51. What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?… An alarm cluck!
  52. What’s the biggest moth in the world?… A mammoth! (Moth Jokes)
  53. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to be careful  to not step in a poodle! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  54. What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
  55. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved!
  56. What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean.
  57. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  58. Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish! (Top Animal Jokes for Kids)
  59. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  60. Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned.
  61. Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure.
  62. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet.
  63. What did one wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved.
  64. Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish!
  65. Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  66. What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
  67. Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another. (Bird Jokes)
  68. What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?… It sinks to the bottom.
  69. What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw. (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  70. What did the shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty. (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  71. Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school.
  72.  Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush.
  73. How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
  74. Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean. (Lobster Jokes)
  75. What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner.
  76. Why did the sun go to college / Middle School / Elementary School / High School?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)
  77. How do oil companies deal with with oil spills?… Slick lawyers.
  78. How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius!
  79. Why does a Time Magazine survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?… The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
  80. Why did the dog bury himself in the backyard on Earth Day?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark.
  81. How many climate skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?… None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
  82. What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather.
  83. Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed.
  84. What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra
  85. Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)
  86. What is a cetacean’s favorite TV show?… Whale of fortune.
  87. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker.
  88. What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill.
  89. Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
  90. A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
  91. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck.
  92. Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station.
  93. Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming.”
  94. Why does the mermaid wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells.
  95. Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred.
  96. What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
  97. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?He was trying to grow a water-melon.
  98. How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh.
  99. Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian.
  100. What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?… Oregon.
  101. What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?… Arrested!
  102. Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint.