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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Earth Day jokes.
- Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! (365 Music Jokes)
- All joking aside… what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
- In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
- I have an obsession with wind farms… I’m a huge fan.
- Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day, Earth, Wind & Fire. (365 Music Jokes)
- I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Labor Day Jokes & Gum Jokes)
- One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?… Wee-cyclers. (Leprechaun Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
- What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes & Election Jokes)
- During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes & California Jokes)
- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Earth Day Jokes)
- Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans. (Psychology Jokes)
- I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks. (Turtle Jokes)
- In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
- Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
- Lettuce take care of the planet. (Lettuce Jokes)
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- Earth without art is just “eh.” (Art Jokes)
- Why did the Dwarves leave Erebor?… They didn’t like the pollution – there was too much Smaug! (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Environment Jokes)
- What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
- What do you call a recycling bin that’s always dancing?… A can can! (Dance Jokes)
- Why did the recycling bin get sent to the principal’s office?… It was caught throwing paper planes. (Principal Jokes)
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the tornado that married a cloud?… The wedding was a whirlwind! (Marriage Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
- What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
- Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter! (Sun Jokes)
- What’s a weatherman’s favorite type of shoe?… Rain boots! (Rain Jokes)
- What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)
- Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the tree go to the dentist?… To get a root canal! (Dentist Jokes)
- What do you call a mud pie on April 22?… An Earth Day cake! (Pie Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Election Jokes)
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Hurricane Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What kind of shorts do clouds wear?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
- How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
- What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
- What does California need in order to have 100% renewable energy by 2045?… 40 million generators. (California Jokes)
- What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes / Biology Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- Why is grass so dangerous?… Because it’s full of blades. (Grass Jokes)
- Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
- How many Vermont environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?… 101; One to change it, and 100 to hold a rally on Church Street complaining about light pollution. (Vermont Jokes)
- Why does a recent survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?… The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Earth Day?
- Why are people always tired on Earth Day?… Because they just finished a long March. (March Jokes)
- What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils well that ends well. (Texas Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Earth Day knock-knock joke?
- Why did the dog bury himself in the backyard on Earth Day?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark. (Dog Jokes)
- What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner. (Ocean Jokes)
- How do oil companies deal with with oil spills?… Slick lawyers. (Lawyer Jokes)
- Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (180 School Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?… Arrested! (Police Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Earth Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
- What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?… Oregon. (Oregon Jokes)
- How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- What did one cloud say to the other cloud?… I mist you!
- Why did the cloud go to the doctor?… It was feeling a little under the weather!
- What did the cloud wear under its pants?… Thunderwear!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?… An abdominal snowman!
- What did the recycling bin say to the trash can?… “You’re garbage, and I love you anyway!”
- What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green. (Tree Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
- What has 18 legs and catches flies?… a baseball team. (Baseball Jokes)
- What do worms leave round their baths?… The scum of the earth! (Worm Jokes)
- What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What did one volcano say to the other volcano?… I lava you! (Volcano Jokes)
- What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Barber Jokes)
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks. (Tree Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes)
- Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy. (Tornado Jokes)
- Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather. (Weather Jokes)
- Why was the recycling bin so cold?… It left its lid off.
- What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.” (Ocean Jokes)
- Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise. (Dolphin Jokes)
- What did one firefly say to the other?… Got to glow now!
- What did the little tree say to the big tree?… Leaf me alone! (Tree Jokes)
- Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
- Do bees fly in the rain?… Not without their yellow jackets! (Rain Jokes & Bee Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce in, it’s hot outside! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Rain Jokes / Dog Jokes / Cat Jokes)
- Why did the weather report say it was raining cats and dogs?… Because there were poodles all over the street!
- What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?… An alarm cluck! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- What’s the biggest moth in the world?… A mammoth! (Moth Jokes)
- What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! (Ocean Jokes)