Cake Jokes

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Birthday Jokes

1. Why did the students eat their homework?… Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
2. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?… Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
3. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?… When it’s been sliced. (Golf Jokes)
4. What did the cake say to the fork?… you want a piece of me?
5. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?… Because it was marble cake!
6. What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?… You can have your cake and eat it too.
7. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?… Angel food cake, of course!
8. How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?… He has a whale of a party! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
9. What party game do rabbits like to play.. Musical Hares! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
10. Why are birthday’s good for you?… Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
11. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
12. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?… In a cat-alogue! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
13. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?… “What’s eating you?”
14. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?… When it’s been sliced. (101 Sports Jokes)
15. Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?… It was icing on the cake.
16. What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?… You can have your cake and eat it too.
17. Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?… It was a tappy one!
18. Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?… It was a flappy one! (Flag Day Jokes)
19. Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?… It was a sappy one! (Tree Jokes)
20. Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?… Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
21. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?… Because people kept toasting him!
22. What does a clam do on his birthday?… He shellabrates! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
23. Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? A: It was icing on the cake.
24. What was the average age of a cave man?… Stone Age!
25. Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?… It was a surprise party!
26. Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?… The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
27. What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?… A birthday pheasant!
28. What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?… Shortcake!
29. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
30. Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?…To make them light and fluffy.
31. How do you get a Minecraft themed party started?… Let them eat cake.
32. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?… “What’s eating you?”
33. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?… Cause he was stuffed.
34. When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away?… Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
35. Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?…  Because his wife told him to ice it! …
36. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crumby!
37. Why did the burglar break into the bakery?… Because he heard the cakes were rich.
38. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?… A stomach-cake!
39. What do you call a baker with a cold?… Coughee cake.