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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best jokes for the last day of school!
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school for summer vacation, thank your teacher for a great year! (Write a Thank You Letter to A Teacher)
  3. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Teacher Jokes & Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more school – it’s summer vacation! (School Knock Knock Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?Orange… Orange who?Orange you glad it’s the last day of school? (School Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer. (Summer Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  7. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the last day of school? (Canoe Jokes) 
  9. I bought photo frames for my friends as a gift for the last day of school for only a dollar… It was a good buy. (Photography Jokes)
  10. Why was the teacher cross-eyed on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Jokes for Teachers)
  11. Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  12. Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  13. What U.S. state teaches math class all year long?… Mathachusetts. (Massachusetts Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  14. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to summer school? (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  15. What school supply is still tired all summer long?…A knapsack. (Napping Jokes)
  16. What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?…  Whoopie Pi! (Pie Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  17. It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist’s daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, I will bet these are flowers! The girl replied, How did you know? Just a lucky guess, she said. Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, Just a lucky guess. Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box’s corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, No. She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, A puppy! (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Jokes for Teachers)
  18. Why did the echo get detention on the last day of school?… It kept answering back. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  19. Why was the obtuse angle so upset on the last day of school?… Because he wasn’t right all year. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  20. What did the student say when his teacher handed him his final report card of the year?… Do you want me to sign it now or later?
  21. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  22. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  23. What stays in the school during summer vacation?…The alpha-bat. (Elementary School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  24. Why did the chemistry teacher apologize for his terrible jokes on the last day of school?… He explained that the good ones argon. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  25. Who’s in charge of the school during summer vacation?… The rulers. (Jokes for Teachers)
  26. What is the most popular summer dessert for teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Georgia Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the last day of school! (1st Day of School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  28. Who goes to school during the summer?… Surfers – they go to boarding school. (Surfing Jokes)
  29. Will you have statistics class next year?… Probably. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  30. Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Last Day of School!
  32. Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report card, son? Son: Sorry, I’ll bring it tomorrow. Dad: Why? Son: I loaned it my friend because he wanted to scare his parents.
  33. Students were instructed not to bring their instruments on the last day of school… The choir kids had a hard time. (365 Music Jokes)
  34. The past, present, and future walk into the class for the last day of school… It was tense. (Grammar Jokes)
  35. Why did the teacher forget to take attendance on the last day of school?… She was absent-minded.
  36. Why did the Lifesaver go to summer school?… It wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes)
  37. Which friend do students never see over summer vacation?… Their princi-PAL. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  38. How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Ocean Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  39. What drove the teacher to dive into the pool on the last day of school?… She wanted to test the waters.
  40. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Summer Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  41. What do math teachers eat during summer vacation?… Square meals! (Summer Jokes)
  42. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  43. Despite the fact that no one laughed, why did the Chemistry teacher go on cracking Last Day of School jokes?… She was trying until she got a reaction. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  44. Which subject does a snake love to teach its students on the last day of school?… Hisssstory. (Snake Jokes & U.S. History Jokes)
  45. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?… C!
  46. Why did the teacher scold her student all year long for something he didn’t do?… It was his homework that he didn’t do!
  47. What is white when its dirty and black when it is clean?… A blackboard. (Jokes for Teachers)
  48. Where do sheep go for summer vacation?… The Baa-hamas. (World Geography Jokes)
  49. What do math teachers worry about during the summer?… Mathema-tick bites. (Summer Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  50. What do teachers use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks. (Math Jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)