Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

by | Jun 19, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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(Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Father’s Day knock knock jokes! 
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you Daddy! (Olive Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys Father’s Day.
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe sign Dad’s Father’s Day Card? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Annie… Annie who?… Annie thing your dad can do, my dad can do better.
  7. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is Father’s Day! 
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any Father’s Day Jokes? (June Knock Knock Jokes)
  9. Bacon Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for Father’s Day.
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Father’s Day!
  11. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your dad and he gets mad. (Father’s Day Knock & Knock Jokes & July Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Dad?
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pecan… Pecan who?… Pecan at your Father’s Day gift is a no-no. 
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish you a Happy Father’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make a Father’s Day card for Dad? (Canoe Jokes)
  16. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Water… Water who?.. Water you doing for Father’s Day? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wooden shoe… Wooden shoe who?… Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Father’s Day?
  18. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wooden shoe… Wooden shoe who?… Wooden shoe like to know where we are going to eat for Father’s Day?
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ivana… Ivana who?… Ivana give you a kiss for Father’s Day!
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe buy a Father’s Day gift for Dad? (Canoe Jokes
  21.   Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Water… Water who?… Water you getting your Dad for Father’s Day? (Water Jokes)
  22. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?.. Noah good joke for Father’s Day? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there Anita?… Anita who?… Anita give you a hug for Father’s Day!
  24. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Freeze… Freeze who?… Freeze a jolly good fellow, Freeze a jolly good fellow .
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me some ideas for a Father’s Day gift for Dad? (Canoe Jokes)
  26. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Well, it’s only a Father’s Day joke. You don’t have to cry about it.
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hammond… Hammond who?… Hammond eggs for Father’s Day breakfast. (Egg Jokes)
  28. Donut Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to get Dad a card for Father’s Day. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  29. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor toast, it’s Father’s Day!
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like breakfast in bed Daddy? 
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hugh… Hugh who?… Hugh glad it’s Father’ss Day, I am? 
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Maida… Maida who…?… Maida Father’s Day Card for Daddy. (Art Jokes)
  33. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat breakfast for Father’s Day?
  34. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time for Father’s Day!
  35. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?.. Noah good joke for Dads? (Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go to eat for breakfast Daddy? (Breakfast Jokes)
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma… Norma who?… Normally we go out to eat for Father’s Day.
  38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kisses… Kisses who?… Kisses your special day Dad.
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hop… Hop who?… Hoppy Father’s Day! 
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Father’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  41. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time to say Happy Father’s Day!
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Lemon… Lemon who?… Lemon me give you a kiss, Daddy.
  43. Knock Knock.…Who’s there?… Llama… Llama who?… Llama Llama, I love my Dada!
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember dad on Father’s Day! 
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ty… Ty who?… Ty a bow for Daddy’s gift. 
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Zits… Zits who?… Zits Father’s Day – hooray!
  47. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alec… Alec who?… Alec to give Daddy Father’s Day kisses.
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember to call dad on Father’s Day! 
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Floor… Floor who?… Florist brought a bouquet for Dad. (Flower Jokes)
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember to visit dad on Father’s Day!
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember dad on Father’s Day!  
  52. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Aardvark. Aardvark who?… Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles Dad . . .
  53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a pie for Father’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cupcakes for Father’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  55. Flag Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Father’s Day!
  56. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July… July who?… July down with Daddy on Father’s Day to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
  57. Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your pa and she gets mad. (July Knock Knock Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  58. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat brunch for Father’s Day?
  59. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat lunch for Father’s Day?
  60. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat dinner for Father’s Day?
  61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go to eat for brunch Daddy?
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go to eat for lunch Daddy?
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go to eat for dinner Daddy?
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember mom on Father’s Day! 
  65. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alec… Alec who?… Alec to give mommy Father’s Day kisses.

(Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise for find the best Mother’s Day knock knock jokes!
  2. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Mother’s Day?
  3. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your mom and she gets mad. (July Knock Knock Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you Mommy! (Olive Jokes)
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys Mother’s Day!
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Egg Jokes)
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there Anita?… Anita who?… Anita give you a hug for Mother’s Day!
  10. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Water… Water who?… Water you doing for your mom on Mother’s Day? (Water Jokes)
  11. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to eat for Mother’s Day?
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like breakfast in bed mommy? 
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Maida… Maida who…? Maida Mother’s Day Card for Mommy. (Art Jokes)
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like breakfast in bed mommy? (Breakfast Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kisses… Kisses who?… Kisses your special day mommy.
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hop… Hop who?… Hoppy Mother’s Day! 
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hugh… Hugh who?… Hugh glad it’s Mother’s Day, I am? 
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ivana… Ivana who?… Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day!
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish you a Happy Mother’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  20. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Lemon… Lemon who?… Lemon me give you a kiss, mommy.
  22. Knock Knock.…Who’s there?… Llama… Llama who?… Llama Llama, I love my mama!
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma… Norma who?… Normally we go out to eat for Mother’s Day. 
  24.  Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pecan… Pecan who?… Pecan at your Mother’s Day gift is a no-no. 
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember mom on Mother’s Day! 
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ty… Ty who?… Ty a bow for mommy’s gift. 
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Zits… Zits who?… Zits Mother’s Day – hooray!
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Floor… Floor who?… Florist brought a bouquet for mommy. (Flower Jokes)
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hammond… Hammond who?… Hammond eggs for Mother’s Day breakfast. (Egg Jokes)
  30.  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Mother’s Day!
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alec… Alec who?… Alec to give mommy Mother’s Day kisses.
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cake for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cupcakes for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)