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More Father’s Day Jokes… & Father’s Day Quotes
- Being a great father is like shaving… No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. (Barber Jokes)
- What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids / Ice Cream Jokes / Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- Boy: What does your father do for a living? Friend: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Boy: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Friend: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother. (Magic Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?… Because Fathers are priceless. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Happy Father’s Day to a dad that was smart enough to teach his kid to mow the lawn so he wouldn’t have to.
- Son: For $20, I’ll be good…Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
- “People who say they sleep like a baby don’t have one.” – Dad (Napping Jokes for Kids & Baby Jokes)
- A man gets on a bus with his baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The man goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. He says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The other man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Monkey Jokes for Kids)
- When does a bad joke become a dad joke?… When it becomes apparent. (Grammar Jokes)
- Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my father going to do? (Doctors Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?… A Faux Pa.
- What four words solve Dad’s every problem?… Go ask your mother. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Grammar Jokes)
- Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: I don’t think they’ll fit me
- What’s the difference between Superman and Fathers?… Superman’s just a superhero now and then. Dad are superheroes all the time.
- Most fathers want their sons to have things they never had… like A’s on their report cards.
- Son: How many people are buried in that cemetery? Dad: All of them. (Cemetery Jokes)
- It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?” (Graduation Jokes for Kids)
- Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!” (Baby Jokes)
- Son: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut. (Funny Dad Jokes & Barber Jokes)
- A father said to his son, “Look at that kid over there; he’s not misbehaving.” The son replied, “Maybe he has good parents then!”
- Father to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Track and Field Jokes)
- What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios. (Cheerleading Jokes & Cereal Jokes)