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  1. Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
  2. If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?…
    Stop for lunch.
  3. How do you start a fire using two pieces of wood?
    Make sure one is a matchstick.
  4. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
  5. In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
  6. Did you hear the one about the geologist?… He took his wife for granite so she left him! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. How did the geology student drown?… His grades were below C-level
  8. What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?… A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. (Mole Day Jokes & Top Chemistry Jokes)
  9. Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
  10. What do you do with a dead geologists?… Barium
  11. Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?… Because they get hammered and stoned.
  12. Where do geologists like to relax?… In a rocking chair
  13. Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?… They know really “dirty” jokes.
  14. Did you know that geologists are athletic?… Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.