Computer Jokes for Kids

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(Computer Jokes)

  1. New Years Resolution Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st – they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution. (January Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
  2. Where do you find Google in January?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  3. This January I will only be watching videos on 1080p… It’s my new years resolution. (January Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
  4. Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?… Because he always accepts cookies. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
  5. Why is bad code also referred to as ‘spaghetti code’?… Because it was written by IT-aliens.
  6. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  7. Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?… The Winternet. (Winter Jokes & Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  8. Why did the spider take swimming lessons?… He wanted to surf the Web. (Spider Jokes / Spiderman Jokes / Surfing Jokes / (Swimming Jokes)
  9. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Hawaii Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  10. What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  11. I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday. It’s going to be grand. (Black Friday Jokes)
  12. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  13. How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  14. Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus. (Middle School Jokes)
  15. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Fireworks Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  16. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes)
  17. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  18. Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  19. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Elephant Jokes for Kids & Computer Jokes for Kids)
  20. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh. (Horse Jokes)
  21. What does your school computer do for lunch?… Has a byte!
  22. What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Turkey Jokes)
  23. How do data march?… In formation. (March Jokes)
  24. What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?… Jaw-va. (Shark Jokes)
  25. What kind of computer was most loved by worms?… The Macintosh. (Worm Jokes)
  26. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?… An “Egg Head.” (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  27. What kind of computer does a worm have?… A Macintosh. (Worm Jokes)
  28. Why didn’t the lousy hockey team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together. (Hockey Jokes)
  29. Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  30. What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  31. How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?… The World Wide Web. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  32. What eats laptops?… Computer worms. (Worm Jokes)