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- Son: Why is a computer so smart?… Mom: It listens to its motherboard. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- New Years Resolution Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st – they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution. (January Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
- Where do you find Google in January?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
- Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (March Madness Jokes)
- This January I will only be watching videos on 1080p… It’s my new years resolution. (January Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
- Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?… Because he always accepts cookies. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
- Why is bad code also referred to as ‘spaghetti code’?… Because it was written by IT-aliens.
- What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?… The Winternet. (Winter Jokes & Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- Why did the spider take swimming lessons?… He wanted to surf the Web. (Spider Jokes / Spiderman Jokes / Surfing Jokes / (Swimming Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Hawaii Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
- I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday. It’s going to be grand. (Black Friday Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
- How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
- Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus. (Middle School Jokes)
- I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Fireworks Jokes & Dog Jokes)
- What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
- Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Elephant Jokes for Kids & Computer Jokes for Kids)
- What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh. (Horse Jokes)
- What does your school computer do for lunch?… Has a byte!
- What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Turkey Jokes)
- How do data march?… In formation. (March Jokes)
- What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?… Jaw-va. (Shark Jokes)
- What kind of computer was most loved by worms?… The Macintosh. (Worm Jokes)
- What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?… An “Egg Head.” (Egg Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of computer does a worm have?… A Macintosh. (Worm Jokes)
- Why didn’t the lousy hockey team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together. (Hockey Jokes)
- Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Summer Camp Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
- How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?… The World Wide Web. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
- What eats laptops?… Computer worms. (Worm Jokes)