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Horse Racing Jokes

  1. How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  2. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?… Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  4. What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares(Ghost Jokes)
  5. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  6. What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred
  7. When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  8. Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
  9. What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
  10. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
  11. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh. (Computer Jokes & Black Friday Jokes)
  12. What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  13. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?” The horse beams. (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  14. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
  15. What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food.
  16. Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  17. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
  18. What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare!
  19. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh
  20. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
  21. Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh
  22. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!
  23. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  24. What did the waiter say to the horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
  25. What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?… Use the Pony Express.
  26. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz
  27. Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?…In the pasture
  28. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
  29. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!