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  1. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (January Jokes)
  2. When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!… It’ll be my new year’s Revolution. (Social Studies Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
  3. Are you ready for the most famous countdown of the whole world? New Years is coming! And 10, 9, 8, …. 3, 2, 1…. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (Math Jokes for Teachers & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  4. Why shouldn’t you kiss anyone on January 1st?… Because it’s only the first date. (January Jokes)
  5. I’ve done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I’ve never signed up at the gym in January. (January Jokes)
  6. New Years Resolution Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st – they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution. (January Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  7. This January I will only be watching videos on 1080p… It’s my new years resolution. (New Year’s Day Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  8. What does a ghost say on Jan. 1?… Happy Boo Year! (Ghost Jokes)
  9. What was the first thing said on January 1, 2021… Hindsight is 2020. (January Jokes)
  10. What do you say on 1st of January?… Oh, 2020 just seems like yesterday! (January Jokes)
  11. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year! (January Jokes)
  12. What’s the most common resolution for 2021?… To do all the things we said we’d do in 2020. (January Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  14. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne. (Vampire Jokes & 365 Family Friendly Jokes)
  15. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who?… Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  16. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne.” (Mole Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  17. How does New Year’s Eve end?… With the letter ‘E’!
  18. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his New Year’s Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  1. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
  2. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?…  Moo Year’s Eve!
  3. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne (Top Halloween Jokes)
  4. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
  5. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?…  Moo Year’s Day!

New Years Eve One Liners

  1. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  2. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.