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  1. How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  2. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  3. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Maine Jokes & Top 50 State Jokes)
  4. What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred
  5. When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
  7. What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
  8. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
  9. What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  10. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)