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Top Joke Pages:
- Why did the dairy farmer move to a ski area?… He heard that skiers do milk runs. (Skiing Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- I’ve been milking this cow pun for way too long… Help me mooooooooooooooooooove on to something else.
- Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows (World Geography Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn. I asked him, “Pasteurized?” He said, “No, just up to your neck.” (Doctor Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk?… An udder failure. (Cow Jokes)
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend.”… It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.” (Labor Day Jokes)
- I got really sick after drinking milk with cream… My stomach was churning for a while… but now I’m finally feeling butter. (Milk Jokes & Butter Jokes)
- Cereal first or milk first?… Neither… Bowl first. (Cereal Jokes)
- I prefer to have my milk churned… It’s butter that way. (Butter Jokes)