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More Turtle Jokes…

  1. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
  2. Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?… Because, it is too slow for fast food! (Fast Food Jokes)
  3. Why did the turtle cross the main road?… To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty! (Track Jokes for Kids)
  4. What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?… You shell out a lot of money.
  5. What kind of photos does a turtle take?… Slowfies.
  6. How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Music Jokes)
  7. What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?… a slow-poke. (Porcupine Jokes for Kids)
  8. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic turtle! (American Revolution Jokes)
  9. What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?… You’re turtally wicked! (Surfing Jokes for Kids)
  10. What do turtles use to communicate?… A shellphone!