- I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids)
- What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
- What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Music Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
- What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted!
- My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
- Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes & Walking Jokes)
- What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?… Santa walking backwards! (Christmas Jokes)
- If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for lunch.
- I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
- What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta! (Pasta Jokes)
- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why do birds fly south in the Fall?… Because it’s too far to walk. (Bird Jokes)
- What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk! (Full Moon Jokes)
- What did the man say when he walked into the bar?… ouch!
