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More December Jokes…

Winter Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes)

  1. What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
  2. What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
  3. December 4th: National Cookie DayWhen should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  4. December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
  5. December 25th: 101 Christmas JokesWhy does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  3. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
  4. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  5. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  6. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  7. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
  8. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  9. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!(Reindeer Jokes)
  10. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
  11. What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Christmas Jokes / Cat Jokes)
  12. How is the American flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (American Revolution Jokes Flag Day Jokes)
  13. What do you call a snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & July Jokes)

Top 10 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  3. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
  4. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  5. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  6. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  7. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
  8. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  9. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  10. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you! (Reindeer Jokes)
  11. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!(Reindeer Jokes)
  12. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes)
  13. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
  14. A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.
  15. What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?… A list of everything I want!
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Murray… Murray who?… Murray Christmas, one and all! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Christmas Jokes / Cat Jokes)
  18. How is the American flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (American Revolution Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  19. What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?… “Santa Jaws!” (Shark Jokes)
  20. Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink. (Reindeer Jokes)
  21. What do you call a snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  22. What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells, jungle bells …  (Tarzan Jokes for Kids & Music Jokes)
  23. What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?…  “Baaaa humbug!” (Sheep Jokes)
  24. One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”His wife asked, “How do you know?”“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Viking Jokes)