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Google Search “Bill of Rights Jokes”
- Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
- I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out… It’s called the Santa Clause
- I got caught with a copy of the Constitution… I swear I read it for the articles. (Constitution Jokes)
- Second Amendment: If you are against the second amendment, you could get fired.
- I’m not sure I can tell you word-for-word what the 2nd Amendment is… But I’ll take a shot at it!
- I went to the NRA and told them the 2nd amendment is worthless… They were triggered.
- Second Amendment If you are against the second amendment, you could get fired.
- “The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms,” I told the officer and he said, “Where’s the rest of the bear?” (Bear Jokes & Police Jokes)
- Why did the hunter cut off the grizzly bear’s arms?… Because according to the 2nd amendment the hunter has the right to bear arms. (Hunting Jokes)
- Between the First Amendment’s freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment’s no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying “some assembly required, battery not included.”