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More New Year’s Eve Jokes…

  1. Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
  2. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Fireworks Jokes & Police Jokes)
  3. What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… He got 12 months! (Police Jokes)
  4. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Abbey... Abbey who?… Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  5. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  7. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision …… I can’t wait to see them all.
  8. How does New Year’s Eve end?… With the letter ‘E’!
  9. Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?… Waiting for the punchline.
  10. What is a corn’s favorite holiday?… New Ear’s Day. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)