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- Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
- An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Fireworks Jokes & Police Jokes)
- What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… He got 12 months! (Police Jokes)
- Knock knock... Who’s there?… Abbey... Abbey who?… Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
- The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision …… I can’t wait to see them all.
- How does New Year’s Eve end?… With the letter ‘E’!
- Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?… Waiting for the punchline.
- What is a corn’s favorite holiday?… New Ear’s Day. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)