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More Grinch Jokes…

  1. Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Grinch Jokes & Police Jokes)
  2. I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile. (Movie Jokes)
  3. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  4. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  5. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  6. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  7. Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Psychology Jokes)
  8. What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
  9. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  10. What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?…  Mean-opoly!