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- Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Grinch Jokes & Police Jokes)
- I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile. (Movie Jokes)
- What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
- Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Psychology Jokes)
- What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
- How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?… Mean-opoly!