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- How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Reindeer Jokes)
- Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
- What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Idaho Jokes & Santa Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Santa. Santa who?… Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it? (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
- Who brings presents to lobsters?… Santa Claws! (Lobster Jokes)
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
- What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
- Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
- What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?… “Don’t be RUDE-olph!” (Reindeer Jokes)