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More Santa Jokes

  1. How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Reindeer Jokes)
  2. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
  3. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  4. What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Idaho Jokes & Santa Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Santa. Santa who?… Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it? (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  7. Who brings presents to lobsters?… Santa Claws! (Lobster Jokes)
  8. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  9. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
  10. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
  11. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
  12. What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?… “Don’t be RUDE-olph!” (Reindeer Jokes)