My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!
- What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
- What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?… Let’s hang out! (Christmas Jokes)
- Where would you find a Christmas tree?… Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes)
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?” (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Barber Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles. (Christmas Tree Jokes)