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More Christmas Tree Jokes…

  1. What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
  2. What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?… Let’s hang out! (Christmas Jokes)
  3. Where would you find a Christmas tree?… Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  4. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  5. What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?…  Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes)
  6. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  7. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  8. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?” (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  9. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Barber Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  10. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles. (Christmas Tree Jokes)