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Leif Erikson Day Jokes

  1. Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  2. One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”His wife asked, “How do you know?”“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  3. Where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class?… To the school Norse! (Nurse Jokes)
  4. What do Eric the Red and Smokey the Bear all have in common?… They have the same middle name.
  5. A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”