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More Christmas Wreath Jokes

  1. So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  2. What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklins!
  3. What kind of wreaths do fish hang on their doors?… Coral wreaths.
  4. My friend drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreathe in the shape of a life belt… It’s what he would have wanted.
  5. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreathe-a Franklin.
  6. For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… Ya know, a wreath of Franklins.
  7. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynecologist.