Apple Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best apple jokes.
2. Where do apples like to go hiking?… Mount Fuji. (Hiking Jokes)
3. What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?… Use apples instead. (Pumpkin Jokes)
4. Why are apples so bad in interrogations?… They always crumble. (Police Jokes & Apple Jokes)
5. Why are apples such bad in witnesses in court?… They always crumble. (Lawyer Jokes & Apple Jokes)
6. What do you get when you cross a farm laborer with an octopus?… The best darn apple picker you’ve ever seen. (Farming Jokes & Octopus Jokes)
7. What did the farmer tell the crying apple orchard keeper to do?… Grow a pear. (Apple Jokes & Farming Jokes)
8. Why can’t you compare Washington State and Florida?… Because it’d be like comparing apples and oranges. (Florida Jokes & Washington Jokes)
9. Hole #4 What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! (Apple Jokes / Flower Jokes / Alaska Jokes)
10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about apples?
11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good apple knock-knock joke?
12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good apple knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
13. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?… Because he ran out of juice.
14. Why did the worm leave the apple?… Because Noah said to travel in pairs.
15. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?…  Finding two worms. (Apple Jokes)
16. What is the maggot army called?… The Apple Corps! (Apple Jokes)
17. Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?… Because everyone had to go on in pairs! 
18. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, they had an apple! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
19. What did the worm say to the friend who got stuck in an apple?… You’re going to have to worm your way out of this one.
20. What did the apple say to the peanuts?… You’re Nuts! (Peanut Jokes)
21. What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?… Have you ever tried worm pie? (Worm Jokes & Apple Jokes)
22. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm! (Book Jokes & Apple Jokes)
23. What type of apple do bees like?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes)
24. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?… It can look round. (Math Jokes for Kids & Geometry Jokes)
25. What is worser that finding a worm in an apple?… Finding a half of worm. (Worm Jokes)
26. What was the name of the worm army?… The Apple Corps. (Memorial Day Jokes & Apple Jokes) 
27. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Throw an apple and yell fetch. (Worm Jokes)
28. How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?… With your incider voice. (Library Jokes)
29. What did the worm say to the friend who got stuck in an apple?… You’re going to have to worm your way out of this one.
30. Why did the worm leave the apple?… Because Noah said to travel in pairs.
31. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Apple gobbler.
32. Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?… Because everyone had to go on in pairs! (Apple Jokes)
33. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?…  Finding two worms.
34. What is the maggot army called?… The Apple Corps! (Apple Jokes)