“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul

  1. What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
  3. Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon.
  4. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  5. Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.
  6. Why does an elementary school teacher feel sorry for students who eat crayons…. They dye inside a little.
  7. I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid… They always tasted worse than the other crayons
  8. What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado.
  9. What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
  10. Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes Crayon Jokes)
  11. What was Snoopy’s favorite color?… Charlie Brown. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  12. Compare and Contrasts: Crayons and M&Ms….They taste the same no matter what color they are.
  13. What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple.
  14. What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Ant Jokes)
  15. Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue. (Psychology Jokes)
  16. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!” (Grandparent Jokes)
  17. Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Summer Camp Jokes)