“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
- What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple.
- What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Ant Jokes)
- Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue. (Psychology Jokes)
- I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!” (Grandparent Jokes)