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“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul

  1. What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mother’s day on the 1st day of school?… The school bus! (Mother’s Day Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  2. What is a runner’s favorite movie?… The Green Mile. (Movie Jokes & Track and Field Jokes)
  3. What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
  5. If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
  6. Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers)
  7. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  8. Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood. (Nurse Jokes)
  9. Why does an elementary school teacher feel sorry for students who eat crayons…. They dye inside a little. (Jokes for Teachers)
  10. I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid… They always tasted worse than the other crayons! (Jokes for Teachers)
  11. What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado. (Colorado Jokes)
  12. What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
  13. Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  14. What was Snoopy’s favorite color?… Charlie Brown. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  15. Compare and Contrasts: Crayons and M&Ms….They taste the same no matter what color they are.
  16. What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple.
  17. What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Ant Jokes)
  18. Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue. (Psychology Jokes)
  19. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!” (Grandparent Jokes)
  20. Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  21. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the game?… He wanted to draw fouls.
  22. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to March Madness?… He wanted to draw fouls.
  23. President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.” (Judo Jokes)