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Top Joke Pages: 180 School Jokes, Family Joke of the Day, May Jokes for Kids
Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day
May Jokes for Kids
Top Joke Page: 180 School Jokes
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Mole Day Jokes & Taco Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
- Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
- What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
- Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
- What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas (Super Hero Jokes)
- Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
- Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
- Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Taco Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
- When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
- Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
- What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
- Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
- What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
- What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.