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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best margarita jokes.
- Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo with a few margaritas. (Taco Jokes)
- The only downside to Cinco de Mayo and margaritas… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
- Hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo and a few margaritas! (World Geography Jokes)
- A waiter approaches a table celebrating Cinco De May with a recent graduate…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some margaritas or chips and salsa? (Grammar Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- What is the only downside to Cinco de Mayo and margaritas?… The hangover.
- Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas. It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
- Happy Drinko de Mayo!
- What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! (Skunk Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patrick’s Day.
- What book do you read on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila Mockingbird.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about margaritas?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good margarita knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Bosso.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good margarita knock-knock joke?