Cinco De Mayo Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best margarita jokes.
  2. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  3. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo with a few margaritas. (Taco Jokes)
  4. The only downside to Cinco de Mayo and margaritas… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
  5. Hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo and a few margaritas! (World Geography Jokes)
  6. A waiter approaches a table celebrating Cinco De May with a recent graduate…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some margaritas or chips and salsa? (Grammar Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  7. What is the only downside to Cinco de Mayo and margaritas?… The hangover.
  8. Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas. It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
  9. Happy Drinko de Mayo!
  10. What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! (Skunk Jokes)
  11. Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patrick’s Day.
  12. What book do you read on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila Mockingbird.
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about margaritas?
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good margarita knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  15. What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Bosso.
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good margarita knock-knock joke?